Fortunately, unfortunately

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately I have a rat sized red squirrel costume. With red squirrels being protected in the co.uk, the neighbour cannot do anything.

 

[Spilo]

Unfortunately, before @metatherat could even get to the yogurt, it turned out the opossums were actually smol skunks disguised as opossums and who ate all of the yogurt, leaving the rat like a fool and the owner(s) with no yogurt nor food :P

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Fortunately xD damn those skunks are sneeky! Ehm, fortunately I still had one jar left, hidden!

 

[Universe]

Unfortunately I had been watching the whole time.

 

[Spilo]

Fortunately, you are a powerful, but good dragon

 

[Faust]

Unfortunately, also peckish.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately, this just means that @Marius Merganser is pecking him playfully.