Fortunately, unfortunately

[Mambi]

Unfortunately all that shire-weed make it so they give terrible heartburn to dragons.

 

[Faust]

Fortunately it also makes the dragons far too stoned to care.

 

[metatherat]

Unfortunately that meant that the hobbits threw stones at them.

 

[Universe]

Fortunately I am immune

 

[Mambi]

Unfortunately you as the universe...are now literally stoned, as several rocks stick to your outer scales.

 

[metatherat]

Fortunately that's just an asteroid belt :3