Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence

[Wuff-Wuff]

Hmmhh~ I'm sure there's an easier way, but...

Applies for a green card

Waits 14 years

Runs for presidency by using marketing tactics such as focus groups and VALS

Becomes president

Replaces all members in the supreme court with people who will actually listen to me

Rewrites the law so that I have the win

 

[TequilaFox]

Takes the case to UN to be judge

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

My friends! Do not listen to Tequila! She is obviously an opponent of Freedom!

 

[TequilaFox]

Excuse me do you know what FOX stnads for
F is for freedom to the world
O stands for organization
X is for Xtream method

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Due to my lackluster policies and your intense inspirational speech, I get voted out

Damn it! Oh well~ :( I guess I'll give you the win then

Runs off with it

Nyahahahahahahahahah >:3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I gather a swarm of rats lead by @metatherat, and a herd of moose led by @MooseHorns237 to stage a coup d'état in order to get the win

 

[metatherat]

I gather a swarm of rats lead by @metatherat, and a herd of moose led by @MooseHorns237 to stage a coup d'état in order to get the win

the swarm of rats just lazes and idly scurries about without doing anything very focused

 

[Bunny Lvr]

the swarm of rats just lazes and idly scurries about without doing anything very focused

All part of the plan for me getting the win

 

[metatherat]

All part of the plan for me getting the win

also, one of the rats steals the win

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Nooooooo

 

[metatherat]

Nooooooo

on the pawsitive side, the rat looks super funny when he hops away with the win

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Looks like the ratto is going to tip over carrying such a big win

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

It's all a ruse Bun! Meta actually has the real win! Get him!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

It's all a ruse Bun! Meta actually has the real win! Get him!

can't stop watching the ratto scurry in zig zag circles dragging the oversized faux win

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

o.o

runs after Meta

 

[Bunny Lvr]

o.o

runs after Meta

giggles when the decoy rat gives me the real win as you chase the decoy meta with the decoy win

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Grrr~! D:<

adobts the decoy meta, builds him a wonderful place to live in an old cupboard, with pipes, ladders, hay and all, and then names him "the win"

 

[MooseHorns237]

<scoopes up Meta in the stampede, who secretly is the win, due to the 'win' potion that he drank at another time.>

 

[TequilaFox]

Out of no where a fox wearing a luchador mask jumps out and slams into the Mose and pins to get the win

 

[metatherat]

giggles when the decoy rat gives me the real win as you chase the decoy meta with the decoy win

observes the decoy meta
Who is that devilishly rattractive fellow? I could just see myself having a freakishly weird homosexual relationship with him! :3

<scoopes up Meta in the stampede, who secretly is the win, due to the 'win' potion that he drank at another time.>

Out of no where a fox wearing a luchador mask jumps out and slams into the Mose and pins to get the win

gets passed around like a fuzzy potato
Hi! Are we playing Fuzzy Hot Potato? Please nobody try to eat the fuzzy hot potato, the fuzzy hot potato is not to be taken internally!