Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence
- Thread starter Jack Foxtrot
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hehe, my reality distortion device working fine as ever I see :P
uhh, you just hatched out of me, again. out of my butt :P
This is a false statement, as checked by the ministry of truth.turns out the Win is me, the ever regal and flatulent skunk
Declares the fake win to be the new real win and sails off into the sunset as the legitimate winner.
It explodes, as trying to make it real causes a paradox as it can never be real.
Heheh, indeed it is. Thanks ministry of 'truth'!
pays the three kobolds in trenchcoat who pretend to be the ministry of 'truth' to make you believe their truth
Farts out the Win and polishes it
Aaaanyway, I'll be enjoying this, tonight :)
Aaaanyway, I'll be enjoying this, tonight :)
your boat gets stuck in some ocean reeds
the kobolds get adopted by a passing dragon
also orders a monthly subscription for an ACTUAL WIN delivery, takes the first ACTUAL WIN as it arrives and then immediately cancels the subscription
However, by signing a subscription contract with the EVIL COMPANY™ to deliver the ACTUAL WIN in the comfort of your home, you've essentially
But that's just to say, I get the win now :3