Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence

[Spilo]

Suddenly, from inside sett, out of a funky smelling feather duster with a strangely familiar black and white pattern, come two paws that proceed to sneakily grab the win. Then two eyes appear as well and "puff!" the fluffy object turns into a skunk, with the 'feather duster' being actually its tail

Yes, the win is mine! Exits the sett, but not before letting rip as my butt is the last thing to exit the entrance

Smell THAT victory ;P ;P

 

[Bunny Lvr]

All I can smell is VICTORY!

Hmmmm, if it SMELL like victory, then it MUST be victory.
boxes @Spilo and carries the win off with me

 

[zephyr]

All I can smell is VICTORY!

Yeah...that's not victory......

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Yeah...that's not victory......

Then, what am I doing with this box? (besides loving the skunk inside)

 

[zephyr]

Then, what am I doing with this box? (besides loving the skunk inside)

Hiding from the tumbleweed?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Hiding from the tumbleweed?

Nooooooo, we smoke the tumbleweed. Just ask @Mambi

 

[Spilo]

Then, what am I doing with this box? (besides loving the skunk inside)

The skunk momentarily peeks out of the box and gives the bunny a quick kiss

 

[metatherat]

I've been hiding behind the couch this entire time.

What an advanced win-claiming strategy :O
also hides behind the couch and promptly wins

 

[Marius Merganser]

What an advanced win-claiming strategy :O
also hides behind the couch and promptly wins

We can't all hide behind the couch!
initiates tug-of-war with the win

 

[metatherat]

We can't all hide behind the couch!
initiates tug-of-war with the win

while you are busy tugging at the win, I win
mysterious theremin noises

...hides behind the sofa

 

[Marius Merganser]

while you are busy tugging at the win, I win
mysterious theremin noises

...hides behind the sofa

Seizes the win and hides behind a different couch. And I'm not telling you which one!

 

[metatherat]

Seizes the win and hides behind a different couch. And I'm not telling you which one!

Haha. I can smell you with my sensitive rat nose.
Also, I can see your big ginormo anthro body. Like all of the beak and much of the feet can be clearly seen poking out from behind the couch. You should have made a feralsona like me :P
reclaims the win

 

[Spilo]

You're all fools, why hide behind or inside the couch or sofa when you can be the couch or sofa?

Yes, I've been the couches and sofas this whole time! And therefore I always win! :D

 

[metatherat]

You're all fools, why hide behind or inside the couch or sofa when you can be the couch or sofa?

Yes, I've been the couches and sofas this whole time! And therefore I always win! :D

you suddenly notice that you smell like the butts of a wide variety of animals for some reason

 

[Spilo]

you suddenly notice that you smell like the butts of a wide variety of animals for some reason

Oh, no, not me. The seats have a spell so that the smells of all the butts that sit on them go directly to Mr. Butt Sniffer the rat's nose, my helper :P

Mr. Butt Sniffer the Rat says hi

 

[Bunny Lvr]

nose plugs grabbing the win

 

[metatherat]

Mr. Butt Sniffer the Rat says hi

waves at Mr. Butt Sniffer
Ah, it's good to see the traditional rat names making a comeback :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Mr worm slides in and swallows the win (see pvp thread for reference)

 

[Spilo]

nose plugs grabbing the win

The nose plugs smell funnily skunky

Wait, has anyone seen my b*tt plugs? :P

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

The nose plugs smell funnily skunky

Wait, has anyone seen my b*tt plugs? :P

awkwardly looks down at the floor in shame

Well we doggos do like sniffing butts to socially interact... and you had them just lying there... and... and it was during social distancing times!...

I'm not a thief I swear >w<! I needed to get through isolation somehow