Last Post Wins ][: The Resurgence

[Spilo]

you find the bat cave has been converted to a lions den
Well, since I'm king of the jungle, that means the win belongs to me!

Hmpff!! Maybe you win for today, your lion highness

...unless

Lifts tail in front of you

maybe we'll turn the mysterious green hue inside this cave into skunk green

 

[DaxkunVA]

you find the bat cave has been converted to a lions den
Well, since I'm king of the jungle, that means the win belongs to me!

As a half dragon, I rank above you, and declare for you to suck it. Takes win back.

 

[Spilo]

As a half dragon, I rank above you, and declare for you to suck it. Takes win back.

OwO Suck it

Tee-hee!

 

[metatherat]

As a half dragon, I rank above you, and declare for you to suck it. Takes win back.

As a rat, I do not even bother with declarations, I just take the win without asking anyone's opinion.
See, the rat way is the best
Immense powa!

OwO Suck it

congrats you're a furry telegram sticker

 

[Spilo]

As a rat, I do not even bother with declarations, I just take the win without asking anyone's opinion.
See, the rat way is the best
Immense powa!

Huh? Butt as a skunk, I've already been doing that for ages :O

Perhaps the rat way is a copy of the skunk way :p, then... in which case, the skunk way is da best! farts magical stars and glitter

 

[DaxkunVA]

the win you all were playing with explodes like a looney toons gag while I am still elsewhere with the real one.

 

[Spilo]

the win you all were playing with explodes like a looney toons gag while I am still elsewhere with the real one.

explode with what? gunpowder? confetti? glitter? stink? farts?!

anyway..

is elsewhere. with the real you. and the real win. not taking it in right now because he's too lazy

 

[Ravofox]

writes an essay about why the win belongs to me, muhahahaha!

 

[Spilo]

writes an essay about why the win belongs to me, muhahahaha!

Hmmmm... As the official essay authority of the Last Post Wins thread

I Hereby Declare Your Essay As

Invalid

 

[Spilo]

Gets the win instead

Win!!!

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

Freeze! This is a robbery! Hand over the win! I'm armed, so don't try anything funny... or I'll whack you with the aforementioned arms!

 

[Ravofox]

Freeze! This is a robbery! Hand over the win! I'm armed, so don't try anything funny... or I'll whack you with the aforementioned arms!

How can I hand over the win if you told me to freeze?

 

[Spilo]

Freeze! This is a robbery! Hand over the win! I'm armed, so don't try anything funny... or I'll whack you with the aforementioned arms!

How can I hand over the win if you told me to freeze?

Freezes with my butt pointed over at both of you, tail lifted

What? He said to freeze hehe ;3

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

How can I hand over the win if you told me to freeze?

Uh... slide! Slide like an ice cube!

Freezes with my butt pointed over at both of you, tail lifted

What? He said to freeze hehe ;3

Oh, dear god, no! Anything but that!

 

[Spilo]

Oh, dear god, no! Anything but that!

Okay unfreezes and takes the win, giggling

You said anything but that, after all :P

 

[metatherat]

Freeze! This is a robbery! Hand over the win! I'm armed, so don't try anything funny... or I'll whack you with the aforementioned arms!

throws FAREWELL TO ARMS POTION
you turn into a snake

 

[EndlessAnnoyance]

throws FAREWELL TO ARMS POTION
you turn into a snake

panicked flailing ensues
You... basssssstard!

 

[Ravofox]

panicked flailing ensues
You... basssssstard!

Hey, it's your year man, embrace it! Oh, you can't, you don't have arms
Takes win

 

[metatherat]

panicked flailing ensues
You... basssssstard!

oo, I see you have the slithering thing down already :3
rat fingerguns

 

[Ravofox]

oo, I see you have the slithering thing down already :3
rat fingerguns

Dumbleydore deducts 12000000000000000000 points, and the win, from Slytherin - and gives them to me