Post the Last Thing You Laughed At

So I'm watching the news just now, and they were talking about a teacher being in jail for a child abuse case (that happened back in 2015...but they're just now in jail). Their last name? Hartless. Well that's not an unfortunate name given the incident - they're so h(e)artless!

Not to laugh at a serious issue, but I just can't help but find the person's name a little ironic and hilarious.
 
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Supposedly this comic was brought on by the fact there is a Monster Hunter Wilds mod that gives baby seikret knives. So I just found this one so silly lol. Don't give little birds dangerous weapons btw while funny it's also going to cause trouble, gotta be responsible
 
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Me in GTA just now. I'm in a police car, I drive by an NPC on a bicycle, I decide I want the bicycle. I turn the sirens on (not that it really does much, but I was just roleplaying slightly - POLICE, STOP!), I reverse the car, trying to ram the NPC off the bike, though I didn't hit them hard enough - they bumped forward, but then ran into a wall and fell off. Not what I was going for, but okay, they're off the bike. I turn the car around and fly forward, trying to run the NPC over just so they won't get back on the bike. I miss, and slam next to them. I get out and aim a gun at them (not to kill them, just to reset their AI and make them forget about the bike), and what does the NPC say?

"That's a cute outfit, sexy!"

Don't know why that was kind of fitting, given the situation. A dude trying to kill you just gets out of the car and aims a gun at you, and so you play the flattery card and compliment their clothes...
 
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Katara the Sergal said:
Me in GTA just now. I'm in a police car, I drive by an NPC on a bicycle, I decide I want the bicycle. I turn the sirens on (not that it really does much, but I was just roleplaying slightly - POLICE, STOP!), I reverse the car, trying to ram the NPC off the bike, though I didn't hit them hard enough - they bumped forward, but then ran into a wall and fell off. Not what I was going for, but okay, they're off the bike. I turn the car around and fly forward, trying to run the NPC over just so they won't get back on the bike. I miss, and slam next to them. I get out and aim a gun at them (not to kill them, just to reset their AI and make them forget about the bike), and what does the NPC say?

"That's a cute outfit, sexy!"

Don't know why that was kind of fitting, given the situation. A dude trying to kill you just gets out of the car and aims a gun at you, and so you play the flattery card and compliment their clothes...
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Foreplay...by Deadpool.
 
Katara the Sergal said:
Me in GTA just now. I'm in a police car, I drive by an NPC on a bicycle, I decide I want the bicycle. I turn the sirens on (not that it really does much, but I was just roleplaying slightly - POLICE, STOP!), I reverse the car, trying to ram the NPC off the bike, though I didn't hit them hard enough - they bumped forward, but then ran into a wall and fell off. Not what I was going for, but okay, they're off the bike. I turn the car around and fly forward, trying to run the NPC over just so they won't get back on the bike. I miss, and slam next to them. I get out and aim a gun at them (not to kill them, just to reset their AI and make them forget about the bike), and what does the NPC say?

"That's a cute outfit, sexy!"

Don't know why that was kind of fitting, given the situation. A dude trying to kill you just gets out of the car and aims a gun at you, and so you play the flattery card and compliment their clothes...
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Oh shit, what do I say... I know! Heyyy, sexy... Wink wink
 
I like Loona's body and style but yeah...if I knew her in person, this would be sooo satisfying to hear someone give her some reality.


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