POTION thread

[BenTheVaporeon]

Re-tailing poor tailless rodents would be a noble calling :O
wonders who Tarrif is (sounds vaguely Persian) but drinks the Potion anyway

chews on a turnip
omnomnom, nomnom.
good thing you did not have a RAT RESISTANCE POTION :3

... the turnip has a sword... and a gun depending on the game

 

[metatherat]

... the turnip has a sword... and a gun depending on the game

sips CONFUSION POTION
eh, hoh? bhuh, huh? uoogh

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Oooooh :D Potions!! I've also got some, check this out guys!


Yaaaaay ^w^ look at those bubbles! Time for a bath you smelly animals :3!

 

[metatherat]

Oooooh :D Potions!! I've also got some, check this out guys!
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Yaaaaay ^w^ look at those bubbles! Time for a bath you smelly animals :3!

watches the SCIENTIFIC AND TERRIFIC BATH appear
ooh yes, very nice, I was about to do something similar :3
rolls the SUPERSITIOUS AND LOUSY BATH POTION behind the sofa with a hind-leg

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

watches the SCIENTIFIC AND TERRIFIC BATH appear
ooh yes, very nice, I was about to do something similar :3
rolls the SUPERSITIOUS AND LOUSY BATH POTION behind the sofa with a hind-leg

:O What! It creates a scientifically perfect bath tub instead of making the bath water all coloury and bubbly?

Aww man :( what a scam.

 

[metatherat]

lasers shoot out of the SCIENTIFIC AND TERRIFIC BATH while it makes mainframe noises

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

:O man that's so typical! Distraction tactics: "Nooooo, we didn't sell you a broken potion that doesn't make the bath water all colourful and bubbly, look at all the lasers!"

:| I'm not falling for it

the SCIENTIFIC AND TERRIFIC BATH break dances

 

[metatherat]

sips GOOD NIGHT POTION and falls ratsleep

rat-snores

 

[Mambi]

<drinks FEEL BETTER SOON potion and spits it out in pain, smelling the vial cautiously> Hey! This is just moonshine? I...ohhhh...<eyes cross dreamily>

 

[metatherat]

<drinks FEEL BETTER SOON potion and spits it out in pain, smelling the vial cautiously> Hey! This is just moonshine? I...ohhhh...<eyes cross dreamily>

E, you are in pain?! :O
I will save you!!
gives PAIN NOW MEANS FRENCH BREAD POTION

 

[Spilo]

E, you are in pain?! :O
I will save you!!
gives PAIN NOW MEANS FRENCH BREAD POTION

Sips IT DOES :0 POTION

Also gives PET MEANS FART IN FRENCH POTION :P

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Noooo Spilo! :O Some consider dogs like me a pe-

changes aggregate state to gas

:| look... eh~ smell what you've done

 

[metatherat]

I will etc.!
throws SEMI-SOLIDS POTION