POTION thread

[Faust]

It's Ok so long as she doesn't live by the seaside; it only works on Bay Bees :D

Here, have some Royal Jelly Potion, your majesty. That should calm you down.

 

[Mambi]

<while she's relaxed, the cat sneaks to her hive and eats some of the queen's honey>

Hey, this is pretty tasty! Y'all want any because I...I...huh? What's happen...oooOOOooooohhhh....whaaadafuuu..?

<suddenly dizzy and seeing colourful blobs floating before him, he realizes too late it's RED HONEY (aka "mad honey"), and desperately tries to fight off the hallucinations to drink ANTIDOTE POTION quickly as he watches glowing floating unicorns laughing at him from the trees...silly unicorns...not even helping...>

 

[metatherat]

throws HORN POTION at the unicorns, turning them into dualcorns

 

[Spilo]

throws HORN POTION at the unicorns, turning them into dualcorns

Congratulations, now we've made

Rhinos

 

[metatherat]

throws more HORN POTION, making them into tricorns

 

[Spilo]

throws more HORN POTION, making them into tricorns

Minor side-effect

The Trirhinos or tricorn become really HORNy

Huehuehuehue!

 

[metatherat]

pours HISTORICALLY INCORRECT VIKING PIRATE POTION to make the best use of the horny tricorns

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Not sure about tricorns or trirhinos.... But I AM horny

 

[metatherat]

Not sure about tricorns or trirhinos.... But I AM horny

pours CAN YOU EXPRESS THAT VIA A POTION? POTION

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Bunnies know nothing about potions...
tosses a rubber jar against the wall, watches it bounce around
Still a horny bunny....

 

[Mambi]

pours CAN YOU EXPRESS THAT VIA A POTION? POTION

Bunnies know nothing about potions...
tosses a rubber jar against the wall, watches it bounce around
Still a horny bunny....

Ummm yeah you CAN express horny as a potion actually...it's called "Molly". <lol>

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ummm yeah you CAN express horny as a potion actually...it's called "Molly". <lol>

Or maybe a certain wetness found down yonder?

 

[Mambi]

Or maybe a certain wetness found down yonder?

Either way the nickname "ecstasy" toootally applies! <purrr>

 

[Bunny Lvr]

watches the rubber jar keep bouncing

 

[Mambi]

watches the rubber jar keep bouncing

What's IN that jar anyway, polyvinyl butyral?? We should have never gotten you that chemestry set for Christmas last year...though that IS cool...

<watches the rubbery-plastic-lined jar bounce with cat-like fascination>

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What's IN that jar anyway, polyvinyl butyral?? We should have never gotten you that chemestry set for Christmas last year...though that IS cool...

<watches the rubbery-plastic-lined jar bounce with cat-like fascination>

looks at the instructions
Ohhhhh, THAT'S what those symbols meant
@metatherat, what do we do now? You're the alchemist

 

[metatherat]

looks at the instructions
Ohhhhh, THAT'S what those symbols meant
@metatherat, what do we do now? You're the alchemist

It is my professional opinion that we should use RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION, a lot of RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION nodnod

 

[Spilo]

SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION for all

Everyone turns into SKUNKS thank to the SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION

Problem solved :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

looks at all the bouncing skunks and rats
Now THIS is true amusement
reads how to apply AMUSEMENT POTION

 

[metatherat]

accidentally drinks BEMUSEMENT POTION
whuh, huh. bleaah?