Predators Vs. Prey

*stands next to a beaten bear while holding bags of gold *

Never stand between a greedy fox and his gold
a robust female bear in a dress appears in the background
"HAROLD!!!", she shouts in a shock, as she stares at the beaten bear. Then she sails majestically towards you and bashes you over the head with her handbag
"You brute, how dare you beat my husband!", she queries, as she rolls up the sleeves of her dress

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a robust female bear in a dress appears in the background
"HAROLD!!!", she shouts in a shock, as she stares at the beaten bear. Then she sails majestically towards you and bashes you over the head with her handbag
"You brute, how dare you beat my husband!", she queries, as she rolls up the sleeves of her dress


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* gets smacked *

Ouch! Hey his the one that was standing between me and gold humph...what ya have in that bag anyway, bricks?!
 
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* gets smacked *

Ouch! Hey his the one that was standing between me and gold humph...what ya have in that bag anyway, bricks?!
she shows you the inside of her bag, which is indeed full of bricks
"We were going to build a barbecue in the back yard", she explains

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Woah! Did Lenago just defeat a bear single handedly? OwO man, if he didnt have a comically large bump on his head he would look totally heroic right now.

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WOAH! DID META JUST STAY ON TOPIC?!

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Woah! Did Lenago just defeat a bear single handedly? OwO man, if he didnt have a comically large bump on his head he would look totally heroic right now.

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WOAH! DID META JUST STAY ON TOPIC?!
Hey! I stay on topic most.... some of the time! :O
scent marks the topic

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