Predators Vs. Prey

* glares*
No, no, he is right. Also, did you know that as a rat like me, you could literally surround yourself with coins. All you'd need to do is upend your purse, and bam: rodent-hoard. Pretty swell huh!
 
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YAAAWWWNN!!
as you can hear from that rat-noise, it is time for me to sleep :3
Good night, furpals, until tomorrow :3
 
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And whaaaaa...

scurries in
Hello, furiends. It has been a long day, some king dude wanted me to use my alchemy skills to turn an unvirtuous knight good, but when I tried to use my GOOD KNIGHT POTION everyone fell asleep and this sorceror usurper lady took over the whole whole castle. Weird, huh. She gave me some Welsh cheese, though, so I have no complaints. Anyway, what's been going on over here?
The sorceror usurper lady gave you some Welsh cheese?!!
She offered me an entire wheel of Emmental cheese, another wheel of Stilton cheese, lots of fine wine bottles... actually, she just gifted me the entire castle CELLAR!! All of that for having done absolutely nothing, except being a cute skunk... I guess skunks are just that likeable idk

And I didn't even need to get into silly things such as alchemy or aiding knights that require the dreaded efffffort. Heh, being skunk has its perks! Perhaps more people should consider being skunk instead! 🦨Offers SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION🦨
 
And whaaaaa...


The sorceror usurper lady gave you some Welsh cheese?!!
She offered me an entire wheel of Emmental cheese, another wheel of Stilton cheese, lots of fine wine bottles... actually, she just gifted me the entire castle CELLAR!! All of that for having done absolutely nothing, except being a cute skunk... I guess skunks are just that likeable idk

And I didn't even need to get into silly things such as alchemy or aiding knights that require the dreaded efffffort. Heh, being skunk has its perks! Perhaps more people should consider being skunk instead! 🦨Offers SKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION🦨
These modern TV reimaginations of Arthurian legend are getting a bit weird....
...what's next, a sci-fi series where Camelot is a space ship and space knights fight against the invading forces of space sorceress Morgana?
...Arthurian legend reimagined as a medical drama?

......now I actually want to watch those......
 
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These modern TV reimaginations of Arthurian legend are getting a bit weird....
...what's next, a sci-fi series where Camelot is a space ship and space knights fight against the invading forces of space sorceress Morgana?
...Arthurian legend reimagined as a medical drama?

......now I actually want to watch those......
Now this is what we definitely need in the entertainment industry, yes!

Instead of these soulless productions corporations keep pushing out that mostly rely on nostalgia :P :P

Plus more furriness, of course!
 
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And it is time to levitate off to work. Byeee~
ratsumes strange athletic levitation position
wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu~
 
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PROXIMITY ALERT PROXIMITY ALERT PROXIMITY ALERT
twitches whiskers

Ehe. Hello there Gui :3
grooms whiskers out with rat-hands
How goes the froggination?
It goes lying down on a float in the pool of a water park, for a number of months I cannot recall right now :>
 
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It goes lying down on a float in the pool of a water park, for a number of months I cannot recall right now :>
Living in a water park sounds super fun, can I come live there as well? Ha ha, that's a trick question. I don't need to ask for permission, I am a verminous creature. I hereby announce that I live in the water park too, now!
scurries into the water park, starts eating dropped fries under a food stall
 

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