Predators Vs. Prey

AS THE INCREDIBLY FAIR AND BALANCED JUDGE OF THIS THREAD, I DECLARE THE LAST ROUND AS INVALID!
The reason: Simply because it was very unbalanced; and, as we all know dear children, prey always cheat!

Punishment: Prey are forced to lick the butts of all preds clean, while the preds get to eat 1000 prey each, and gallons of yogurt... plus prey also smell the airy remnants of the preds' reward while they clean back there :P :P
 
Contacts the thread judge through the phone, having smelled an unfair victory around these parts... or maybe just prey :P

"One moment please..."
answers phone in deep voice
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AS THE INCREDIBLY FAIR AND BALANCED JUDGE OF THIS THREAD, I DECLARE THE LAST ROUND AS INVALID!
The reason: Simply because it was very unbalanced; and, as we all know dear children, prey always cheat!

Punishment: Prey are forced to lick the butts of all preds clean, while the preds get to eat 1000 prey each, and gallons of yogurt... plus prey also smell the airy remnants of the preds' reward while they clean back there :P :P
How was it unfair? It was played according to the rules
 
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AS THE INCREDIBLY FAIR AND BALANCED JUDGE OF THIS THREAD, I DECLARE THE LAST ROUND AS INVALID!
The reason: Simply because it was very unbalanced; and, as we all know dear children, prey always cheat!

Punishment: Prey are forced to lick the butts of all preds clean, while the preds get to eat 1000 prey each, and gallons of yogurt... plus prey also smell the airy remnants of the preds' reward while they clean back there :P :P
Goshdarnit o' fair thread judge, you didn't have to yell through the megaphone!

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Hello, you have reached the Thread Judge. If you have a complaint about the PVP thread please press 748404757549305857593057262627394094045405959
Oh, right, I forgot, sometimes there are shody lines claiming to be the actual judge... but it's a SCAM!
 
Watches some of the more verminous prey faint right away upon the first sniff, falling onto the ground knocked out cold, while others after passing out... get sucked inside, never to be seen again

What happened? ;P I thought you guys liked to scurry in garbage, rotting organic matter, and other smelly things... or was PREDS' digestive system a tad too strong? 😜
 
NONONO 1T'S TOTALLY ZOIMNGZS PREDATORS WINZ @wo

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Eee, Cheesy, how nice to see you here
sinks face into Cheesy's fur
mmhmmhm, mmmhm, mhhfmhm. mmff :3
Screenshot_20240409-125422_Google.jpg: "Yes ^w^ rodent snuggles I had to follow my wittle mousey heart after all :'3 my parents said I should after uncle Jerry's heart accident... poor Jerry.
Also ever since Wuff saw a mouse IRL, that are very common in fields actually ^w^ he's convinced it's a sign."


Wuff: D:< I AM a Mouse! What do you mean? I'm sure they sniff butts too and chase sticks. Don't tell me otherwise! I don't want to hear it! No it's not just a phase Mum !
 
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View attachment 9095: "Yes ^w^ rodent snuggles I had to follow my wittle mousey heart after all :'3 my parents said I should after uncle Jerry's heart accident... poor Jerry.
Also ever since Wuff saw a mouse IRL, that are very common in fields actually ^w^ he's convinced it's a sign."
writes "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE A MOUSESONA" onto a sign in your backyard
Wuff: D:< I AM a Mouse! What do you mean? I'm sure they sniff butts too
We certainly do. Lots of important rodent information to be had there nodnod
and chase sticks. Don't tell me otherwise! I don't want to hear it! No it's not just a phase Mum !
Can the sticks be cheese sticks? I am sure they can, which means that you are 100% right. Let's chase the cheese sticks of rodentness into full rodenthood :3
 
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