Predators Vs. Prey

[Spilo]

It's hard to eat snake when it hides under a cardboard box.

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:( Don't worry though, all it takes is one skunk to be under the cardboard box and then the problem will be no more :3

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(totally not saying this after watching Hundreds of Beavers and seeing how a skunk played a big part in a master trap plan, lol)

 

[metatherat]

arises from coffee mug

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[Spilo]

Unarises

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[metatherat]

Unarises

gets washed out of the coffee mug as you sink into it

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[UnknownAspect]

Lays face first into the puddle of caffeine

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[metatherat]

Lays face first into the puddle of caffeine

my tongue tickles your nose as I lap at the puddle

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[Spilo]

gets washed out of the coffee mug as you sink into it

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Oooo that feels weirrrrd

warm coffeeee

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[metatherat]

Oooo that feels weirrrrd

warm coffeeee

I am amazed you managed to squeeze yourself in there :O

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[UnknownAspect]

my tongue tickles your nose as I lap at the puddle

I gurgle and blow bubbles into the puddle as you tickle my nose

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[Spilo]

I am amazed you managed to squeeze yourself in there :O

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I am too

But then again raccoons can squeeze themselves into holes as small as 4 inch wide which is exactly the diameter of-... of an Amazon Alexa™ :3

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[Wuff-Wuff]

Alexa play ... you know what D:< Alexa stop sending my private life to some horrible big arse company that has the audacity to name itself after one of the most important natural reservoirs of this planet, while probably being the cause of it's destruction in some fashion.

Yeah you go home Alexa, I don't want to see your stupid face here ever again you worthless hunk of junk.

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Sorry I feel a bit more strongly about that company than I thought :3

 

[UnknownAspect]

Alexa play ... you know what D:< Alexa stop sending my private life to some horrible big arse company that has the audacity to name itself after one of the most important natural reservoirs of this planet, while probably being the cause of it's destruction in some fashion.

Yeah you go home Alexa, I don't want to see your stupid face here ever again you worthless hunk of junk.

Sorry I feel a bit more strongly about that company than I thought :3

Preach the good word, my friend!

Embrace more vinyl!

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[metatherat]

Embrace more vinyl!

you got it, badgerpal!
clings to a record

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[Wuff-Wuff]

Nooooo D: that's a rare original print of Tubular Bells, published by Virgin Records while Mike Oldfield and Richard Branson were still friends and not bitter rivals! Don't hug it too hard!!

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[BenTheVaporeon]

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hello pvp land
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[Wuff-Wuff]

Hi Ben :3 How've you been?

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[fixed the counting mistake]

 

[BenTheVaporeon]

unknown at this time
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[Bunny Lvr]

rides the turntable around and around
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[UnknownAspect]

Sets turntable to 45rpm and giggles

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[Spilo]

Morning!!

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