Predators Vs. Prey

[Guifrog]

Hello, Meta. I appreciate your welcome. That is a most endearing drawing, is it your pet rat? What is its name? Also, what is a "fursona"?

I could try to replace my picture with one that has my pet in it. But every time I click on my picture, it does something different. First, it opens a brand new page. Then, when I hover the mouse on it, the text "Edit" is shown, but clicking on the picture just amplifies it.

 

[Guifrog]

Hello again,

Apologies for the double post. I was still attempting to edit the image and don't know what I have done, but a pop-up appeared and I clicked inspect, and it shows an indecipherable jumble of letters and symbols. I see "loading=lazy" somewhere in it. Is it trying to load the edit page but can't?

 

[Spilo]

Hi,

I am not Guifrog. I am a very serious man who works diligently to make ends meet. Pleased to meet you all. Also, as a member of a different generation, I find certain aspects of modern digital interfaces less than intuitive, so I would appreciate any guidance in updating my profile picture, as it does not represent me in any capacity.

Best regards,
~Eusébio Lúcio Guimarães Rosa e Silva

Well, hihihi Eusébio! Glad glad to meetcha and stuff! Obviously the well-known thing about furry forums is that you'll get scent-marked by your fellow furries :3

But getting scent marked by a skunk is obviously not the most pleasant experience, so please accept this vial of SKUNK TRANSFORMATION :3 Who knows, your first fursona (your furry persona or alter-ego) might become a skunk! They're the BEST, after all :3

See, my fursona is a spotted skunk, and my name is Spilo :3

 

[Guifrog]

Hi,

I am receiving "reactions" with laughing faces in my notifications. Does this mean you are laughing at my posts? Is it something I have said? I would understand if it is related to my comment about the lazy machine. I have never seen machines being lazy to do tasks before, how novel. But with this day and age where things like this "AI" is present, I should not be surprised, I suppose...

Also, hello, Spilo. I have dozens of questions, but more importantly, how does one get scent-marked through the screen of a PC? SKUNK TRANSFORMATION? Does the post office allow that kind of international shipment?

 

[metatherat]

Hello, Meta. I appreciate your welcome. That is a most endearing drawing, is it your pet rat? What is its name? Also, what is a "fursona"?

I could try to replace my picture with one that has my pet in it. But every time I click on my picture, it does something different. First, it opens a brand new page. Then, when I hover the mouse on it, the text "Edit" is shown, but clicking on the picture just amplifies it.

I'm ratfraid that you didn't quite understand. The picture is me, the rat. I, the rat, am I rat, I am typing this message with my little rat forelegs :3

 

[Guifrog]

Okay. Hello, rat. If such is how you present yourself.

My apologies for the language, but I will be darned. I tried to update the picture with my pet dog on this infernal machine, but that ridiculous creature staring at me like a maniac was in the way somehow. I might have miss-clicked, I think it was on the "Downloads" folder? There are so many images. I think I have gone through enough trouble today to even correct this.

 

[metatherat]

Okay. Hello, rat. If such is how you present yourself.

My apologies for the language, but I will be darned. I tried to update the picture with my pet dog on this infernal machine, but that ridiculous creature staring at me like a maniac was in the way somehow. I might have miss-clicked, I think it was on the "Downloads" folder? There are so many images. I think I have gone through enough trouble today to even correct this.

Oo! You look very fetching, crazeusébio. I love your new fursona :3
Can I cling to you as you levitate naked over the track? :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Okay. Hello, rat. If such is how you present yourself.

My apologies for the language, but I will be darned. I tried to update the picture with my pet dog on this infernal machine, but that ridiculous creature staring at me like a maniac was in the way somehow. I might have miss-clicked, I think it was on the "Downloads" folder? There are so many images. I think I have gone through enough trouble today to even correct this.

Don't worry newest member Guifrog!

I can be your profile picture and cosplay as your dog. Just tell me what to write :D

 

[metatherat]

Don't worry newest member Guifrog!

I can be your profile picture and cosplay as your dog. Just tell me what to write :D

Guifrog? Who is Guifrog? His name is Guy Incognito crazeusébio :3

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Guifrog? Who is Guifrog? His name is Guy Incognito crazeusébio :3

My bad :O crazeusébio!
I guess I miss Guifrog :( wish he never ventured so deep into the rainforest

 

[Spilo]

OMG! Did we seriously get Crazy Frog in here?!!!

Did he usurp Guifrog while in the rainforest :O

 

[Spilo]

Hi,

I am receiving "reactions" with laughing faces in my notifications. Does this mean you are laughing at my posts? Is it something I have said? I would understand if it is related to my comment about the lazy machine. I have never seen machines being lazy to do tasks before, how novel. But with this day and age where things like this "AI" is present, I should not be surprised, I suppose...

Also, hello, Spilo. I have dozens of questions, but more importantly, how does one get scent-marked through the screen of a PC? SKUNK TRANSFORMATION? Does the post office allow that kind of international shipment?

Yesyes, it simply can! It's furry logic, dontcha know!!
Now stay still so I can psssssst scent mark ya :3 Welcome to the furums!! Yes, this is a normal welcome!!

Again, furry logic! I can make SKUNK TRANSFORMATION appear right in front of you !!

I am receiving "reactions" with laughing faces in my notifications. Does this mean you are laughing at my posts? Is it something I have said? I would understand if it is related to my comment about the lazy machine. I have never seen machines being lazy to do tasks before, how novel. But with this day and age where things like this "AI" is present, I should not be surprised, I suppose...

And, ehe, you see, you just simply hover your computer pointer, over the button that says 'Like' and BAM! you'll have all the reactions at your fingertips so you can react to posts however you like :3

 

[Guifrog]

To Meta, the rat: While I appreciate your compliment, this is not my furry persona. I do not have a furry persona, to my knowledge. Secondly, what kind of unconventional question is that? With all due respect, I would decline.

To Wuff-Wuff, the person, or dog (Please tell me how you prefer to be addressed): Hello. Pleased to meet you, too. As a kind reminder, my name is Eusébio, but this online forum displays it as Guifrog. This machine is wrong, and lazy, I have learned, and it made me upload the wrong picture. I am assuming it is also being playful with Meta and making him type some words and my name in amusing ways. But for the sake of everyone's convenience, I am afraid it is better that we just settle with my picture as-is. Frankly, it is growing on me... Therefore, no need for you to be my profile picture, or however that would work.

To Spilo, the skunk: If furry logic is anything like cartoon logic, I think I can understand. Look at how appalled I am by your skunk shenanigans. Oh, no, I think I need a shower now.

 

[metatherat]

To Meta, the rat: While I appreciate your compliment, this is not my furry persona. I do not have a furry persona, to my knowledge. Secondly, what kind of unconventional question is that? With all due respect, I would decline.

That... was a furry question! It's very furrily logical, I rattsure you :3

I am afraid it is better that we just settle with my picture as-is. Frankly, it is growing on me...

Yesyes. It's too late to escape already :P

 

[Spilo]

To Spilo, the skunk: If furry logic is anything like cartoon logic, I think I can understand. Look at how appalled I am by your skunk shenanigans. Oh, no, I think I need a shower now.

No, no, no, this a furry forum, no need to shower or do such sillyhuman things! You can bask in the delightful smells of the furry forums, and even spread yours fart too!! It's the furry way :3

So if you wanna smell like skunk-butt all throughout the forums, you can do so without fear of being judged!!

Ah, such is the furry way dreamy skunk eyes

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Alright Eusébio :3 don't let that lazy machine get you down!
And I prefer k9 most, it helps my lazy machine to not have to use as many symbols!

 

[Guifrog]

I think I have learned how to "react" online. My brain is not completely obsolete after all. Now, I just need to learn how to quote people's messages. The "Plus Quote" option does not seem to do anything, but now it says "Minus Quote".

So, I see scatological humor is a thing, here, too. This creature in my picture does look like it farts often. Maybe that is why it has that mischievous-looking face. If only I had the slightest idea about putting this as my profile picture on the phone, I think it would make my wife laugh.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Yes! You go Eusébio! Soon you'll be a natural at the whimsical humour we cherish so much here :D

Perhaps you should ask your wife to join too :3

 

[Spilo]

So, I see scatological humor is a thing, here, too. This creature in my picture does look like it farts often. Maybe that is why it has that mischievous-looking face. If only I had the slightest idea about putting this as my profile picture on the phone, I think it would make my wife laugh.

Uhhh, yeah, furries tend to lean towards that kinda humor, hehe
In any case, I absolutely believe that frog in your profile picture does that! And YES, your frog-wife would loooove that!

I think I have learned how to "react" online. My brain is not completely obsolete after all. Now, I just need to learn how to quote people's messages. The "Plus Quote" option does not seem to do anything, but now it says "Minus Quote".

As for quotes, quotes is what you want? Then nevermind that useless +/- quite button... simply select with your pointer the text you wanna quote, once the text's all blue, you'll see a white menu with two options, quote and reply. Press reply to quote. Ta-dah!! :3

 

[Spilo]

Like the dogman said, you're accustoming REALLY well to the furry forum life, way too well for a beginner XP XP

In no time you'll be full fledged furry, with abilities of your own, humor of your own (hopefully less scatological :p), and whimsy of your own :>