Predators Vs. Prey

[metatherat]

Gera ge...huh? W-what ya doing here? Get out of my hat! I just finished waxing the floor!

slides across the waxed floor with some rat-pals, leaving rat hair everywhere
wheee :3

 

[Lenago]

slides across the waxed floor with some rat-pals, leaving rat hair everywhere
wheee :3

.....did i left the hat door open or something!?

 

[metatherat]

.....did i left the hat door open or something!?

I may have gotten some REVOLVING DOOR POTION on it....
the hat door spins past

 

[Lenago]

I may have gotten some REVOLVING DOOR POTION on it....
the hat door spins past

.......YOU LOT GET OUTA MY HAT!

 

[metatherat]

.......YOU LOT GET OUTA MY HAT!

Aw, don't be such a grump. Have some milk.
carries over a MOSTLY-DRUNK PAIL OF FRESH MILK with the ratpals

 

[Lenago]

Aw, don't be such a grump. Have some milk.
carries over a MOSTLY-DRUNK PAIL OF FRESH MILK with the ratpals

.....you were milking Betsy again, weren't you?

 

[metatherat]

.....you were milking Betsy again, weren't you?

Uhh... maybe :3
I'm pretty sure she's grown accustomed to it, she moos a greeting every time I come by :3

 

[Lenago]

Uhh... maybe :3
I'm pretty sure she's grown accustomed to it, she moos a greeting every time I come by :3

........

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Gera ge...huh? W-what ya doing here? Get out of my hat! I just finished waxing the floor!


....this hat is private property, scram!...AND YA GETTING CRUMS ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!

It's ok, I brought a CRUMB PICKER UPPER
let's @metatherat out of my bag to eat the crumbs

 

[metatherat]

It's ok, I brought a CRUMB PICKER UPPER
let's @metatherat out of my bag to eat the crumbs

CRUMB PICKER UPPER ratcivate!!
lick, lick, chew
eee, this is the kind of work that we rattos really gravitrate to :3

...also I peed in your bag. Sorry about that :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

CRUMB PICKER UPPER ratcivate!!
lick, lick, chew
eee, this is the kind of work that we rattos really gravitrate to :3

...also I peed in your bag. Sorry about that :3

It's a rat bag, so rat pee absorbs

eats more chips, making more crumbs, making more work for the CRUMB PICKER UPPER

 

[metatherat]

eats more chips, making more crumbs, making more work for the CRUMB PICKER UPPER

eats, but increasingly sleepily

yaawwnn
yep, it is sleep time for me. Good night, furpals, until tomorrow :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

eats, but increasingly sleepily

yaawwnn
yep, it is sleep time for me. Good night, furpals, until tomorrow :3

washes your face and cleans your whiskers
Sleep well you cute rat

 

[Universe]

Tells alpha to activate the sleep cycle and I got into bed good night everyone

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Tells alpha to activate the sleep cycle and I got into bed good night everyone

Hey, don't steal the covers!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Hmm... the chart was quite certain that a TIGER! was the culprit :hmm:

Chad no! You are a big cat, the forum will smell of tiger urine for weeks :O

the word 'yet' slowly zooms in while scary violin music plays

Well maybe the chart is wrong scribbles out TIGER with a red marker and writes *Lenago on it*


(Also the forum smelling like tiger piss for a week is kinda the point)

 

[metatherat]

washes your face and cleans your whiskers

awakens fully immediately as the whiskers are touched
PROXIMITY ALERT :O

Well maybe the chart is wrong scribbles out TIGER with a red marker and writes Lenago on it

reads notes
Aha! According to this, @Lenago is the culprit! He has gotten into the habit of poking meh in the night :O

(Also the forum smelling like tiger piss for a week is kinda the point)

Aww, there is no way a rat will beat that..... :I
Guess this is your forum now, by animal rules....

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Rats! ... I mean, crap! It looks like the feline has beaten the canines and the rodents :'( ... but Meta [que inspirational film music] if we all join together and unite the power of our pee, we may still have a chance!

Pee's against Lenago's couch

 

[metatherat]

Rats! ... I mean, crap! It looks like the feline has beaten the canines and the rodents :'( ... but Meta [que inspirational film music] if we all join together and unite the power of our pee, we may still have a chance!

Pee's against Lenago's couch

Yes! When there is will, there is a way! Also sheer numbers can't hurt.
invites all of the rats in the city inside the house

 

[Universe]

Alpha activates the wake cycle