Pretend to be the furson above

[metatherat]

;w; ^w^ ooaaahh nnnggaaahh it is so awesome to be here with all of you furpals ggaaahhh I love you and am melting into a squishy puddle of love and adoration eeeeghhh as I watch your pfps nnnngghhh-huaahh! Everyone is so cool and sweet I want to lick you until there is nothing left of you and your furriness has seeped into my brain making me into a fluffy doggo furever hhoaarrghh it is so awesome here let's melt into a furpuddle together ;w; ^w^

(this is absolutely the correct reaction to have towards the fandom, by the way, I agree, let's melt into a furpuddle together, good idea, Wuffy)

 

[Spilo]

Laps morning coffee off the ground. Scurries off to work

Until later fellowfurs! :3

Briefly logs in from work

Afternoon fellowfurs :3

 

[metatherat]

(hey, I lap the morning coffee from @Lenago's coffee mug!)

sprays the win
sprays the prey
sprays the everyone
sprays the universe
basically, a lot of spraying

 

[Spilo]

(hey, I lap the morning coffee from @Lenago's coffee mug!)

Some of my morning coffee spills to the floor, creating a coffee puddle Ah, that's too bad, I guess that coffee will have to go to waste then

sprays the win
sprays the prey
sprays the everyone
sprays the universe
basically, a lot of spraying

(and hey! I barely ever spray!)

Scavenges food instead Mmm, scavenging Shows VERMIN LICENSE

 

[Lenago]

(hey, I lap the morning coffee from @Lenago's coffee mug!)

sprays the win
sprays the prey
sprays the everyone
sprays the universe
basically, a lot of spraying

spits out the coffee i was drinking

EEEEKKKK!

 

[Spilo]

House explodes too, for some reason

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

(Man Lenago is really good at impersonating Lenago owo damn! I respect that! Also I would indeed want to melt into a furpuddle ;w; )

does a thing that completely nullifies previous attempts by others to get the win and snatches it up myself

Hehehe ;P ain't I a stinker? You can have some lovely skunk spray though! I've heard that's much better than the win anyways! :P aren't you lucky.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Saunters in with a long skinny microphone.
OK contesfurryants, one of these statements are true, three are not. Be sure to lick your butt first to buzz in.

1. The largest mammal is the blue whale
2. The largest insect is the Mydas fly
3. Squirrel............. chases the squirrel off the set knocking everything down

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Alright dear Furries, gather around while I tell you the story of Silly the Mouse. Yes that's it, come closer my lovlies.

Once upon a time there was a little mouse who had a dark dark secret. You see Silly had this thing we call a "dungeon"
...
No, no darling, not from D&D, this dungeon was special! In it he had a big collection of leather whips!
....
No, no darling, he didn't go horse riding! ..... come to think of it, maybe he did.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

^^
:/
:3
xD
;w;
:D

 

[metatherat]

disappears mysteriously :O

 

[Spilo]

Flaps batwings

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

disappears mysteriously :O

Apparently the spooktober time is a super busy time for the Bun at Bunnywork :(

Flaps batwings

:P Mmhh batwings, I hope you did enjoy flapping them because I have now eaten them!

Muahahahah, yummy :3

flies away graciously with a trail of skunk spray coming out from the back

 

[metatherat]

seemingly works diligently at the office, all of the silly apes completely unaware that I am secretly being a smelly fluffy dog with a bunch of fellow animals online

 

[Lenago]

tries to raid the small bat pantry, but just gets my muzzle stuck on it

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

seemingly appears out of nowhere and beckons other furs to destroy his house, yet acts annoyed about it

secretly has been making a lot of money off of house insurance

 

[Mambi]

<starts barking playfully at everyone while running up with a wagging tail eager for nuzzles and rubs>

 

[Spilo]

<Opens portal. Pulls down someone's pants>

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

<Refuses to wear pants>