Sentenced to only having american maple flavored syrup to accompany his breakfasts
no, not the real deal, but high fructose corn syrup with a tiny bit of maple flavor obvs. :P
UGH, the HORROR!!! I've tapped my OWN maple syrup and let me tell you, nothing compares!!!

the joke was, you're sentenced to being on a sacrificial table in ancient Mayan Times in the Yucatan Peninsula of Mexico. Good luck getting out of there evil skunk grin

