Sentenced to being a rat because he left his Halloween decoration out for too long!!
Sentenced to being one of Santa's reindogs, for taking off Halloween decorations too early (they were the only thing holding Christmas back)
Sentenced to sing Christmas songs UwU while I jingle Dasher's, Dancer's, Prancer's, Comet's, Cupid's, Donner's, Blitzen's, and Rudolph's bells
(What? Bells are percussive instruments :3 where's Vixen, the only female? Well.. eh... she's playing the Viola!)
(What? Bells are percussive instruments :3 where's Vixen, the only female? Well.. eh... she's playing the Viola!)
Sentenced to listening to Mariah Carey's Christmas songs until Next Christmas
Sentenced to spinning slowly in a circle with a different otter in the zoo's otter exhibit. For having untasty blood :3
Cultural Appropriation. Three years, no parole.
Pfft. I don't care about that one.
Sentenced to one year of no social media. :P
I only have this and SocialFur as social. And I'm not leaving my fur pals hanging like a bat in a cave. lol.
For suggesting that bats may let down their furry friends, you are sentenced to teatime with no milk for your tea, or jam for your scone!
There's a scone?? You are sentenced to feeding meh the scone :3
For, uh... malicious intent to loiter.
For, uh... malicious intent to loiter.
Panhandling. Or to be more precise, scone-mouthing.
Sentenced to a month in a government soup kitchen. (Eating, not cooking, I'm not a monster.)
Sentenced to a month in a government soup kitchen. (Eating, not cooking, I'm not a monster.)
That's just evil. Look, the stuff cooked thrre even made a rat almost vomit! Yes, vomit!
Now, as for your sentence. You are sentenced to hanging rightside up for sucking FurryPile members' blood without their consent. You could at least ask first (I totally would say yes :p), y'know.
You are sentenced to use the power of light to turn me into my Sona. (Get, it because your profile picture is complete darkness)
Jokes on you, @metherat, I got a furry PFP now. Sentenced to no furry content for a year for assuming I wouldn't change my PFP once you said that.
Sentence for looking so gosh darn sensual in that pfp
and adorable, due to the round glasses
and adorable, due to the round glasses