Shower Thoughts

Witch: Aha! Prince! For your gross discourtesy I have transformed you into a hideous beast! You shall remain this way forever unless within the next ten years you share true love's kiss!

Prince: Does Stockholm Syndrome count?

Witch: Well, yes, but...

Prince: LUMIERRE! Prepare the dungeon!
 
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While in the shower still recovering from a loooovely bacterial blood infection (got doctor's meds already, under control), I was going through some old funny memes and found one that we probably all seen. the 60's or 70's Thor one where Jane's "polishing his hammer" blissfully. You know, this one:

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BUT anyone noticing anything else here? Something so casual that even the comic itself didn't bother to pick up on? Even at this time there was a simple rule...nobody but Thor or a worthy one could lift the hammer. Like, at all. Not even the handle a bit as Hulk proved. BUT here's at the time plain nurse Jane, casually holding it in one hand and moving it around while rubbing away and nobody cares. If it was laid flat there'd be no issue as she'd only rubbing the exposed part unable to budge it but nope, those thin arms are lifting it just fine without a care. Thor should be shitting himself right now, shouldn't he? <LOL>
 
There seem to be quite a few TV shows named after what the main character does.

'Tracker' finds things for you.
'Bones' looks at bones and tells you things.
'Arrow' shoots increasingly un-arrow-like things at people.
'Reacher' tries to get things for you off high shelves.
'Bluey' is blue. 'The Boys' are boys. 'Mythbusters' bust myths.

I'm going to suggest a show called 'Poker'.
It's not about a gambler, it's about a proctologist.
 
While in the shower still recovering from a loooovely bacterial blood infection (got doctor's meds already, under control), I was going through some old funny memes and found one that we probably all seen. the 60's or 70's Thor one where Jane's "polishing his hammer" blissfully. You know, this one:

BUT anyone noticing anything else here? Something so casual that even the comic itself didn't bother to pick up on? Even at this time there was a simple rule...nobody but Thor or a worthy one could lift the hammer. Like, at all. Not even the handle a bit as Hulk proved. BUT here's at the time plain nurse Jane, casually holding it in one hand and moving it around while rubbing away and nobody cares. If it was laid flat there'd be no issue as she'd only rubbing the exposed part unable to budge it but nope, those thin arms are lifting it just fine without a care. Thor should be shitting himself right now, shouldn't he? <LOL>
Just reread this one and noticed there’s a simple reason Jane can lift Mjolnir. She’s fantasising. It’s not really happening.
 
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I know this is just how time works, but it just feels wild to me that there are people alive today who knew in some way people who knew people from the eighteenth century (and not just those born at the very end of the 1700s, but people who could actually recall things from that century). Kinda breaks down the time gaps, doesn't it?
 
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Here's the Taj Mahal.
Bon Appetit.

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Sure! Let me just, have a taste >:3

I'll at least be able to eat a piece of it, once... so it still counts!
 
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Here's the Taj Mahal.
Bon Appetit.

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I literally watched a video of a Gunnes world record holder eating an AIRPLANE...one chunk at a time. Over months mind you but...he did it.

After that, I'd believe it's possible...

 
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I literally watched a video of a Gunnes world record holder eating an AIRPLANE...one chunk at a time. Over months mind you but...he did it.
Hah. Bizarre coincidence, I was just talking someone about Monsieur Mangetout this morning.
 
Dino Nuggets... are actually made... with real dinosaur.

They are! They really are!

Well technically they might be!! <Twilight Zone music plays as the feline is look upon as a madman but continues> Trace the chain...

Possibility 1: The nuggets are made in an industrial oven and conveyor/packaging system...in a factory owned by the company...powered by electricity...which is generated from many sources but odds are in an industrial area they will have to rely on gas-fired plants often for space and safety...which are fuelled by gool old OIL...which is made of DINOSAURS!!

<bows deeply as the crowd blinks hard and shakes their heads>
 
Well technically they might be!! <Twilight Zone music plays as the feline is look upon as a madman but continues> Trace the chain...

Possibility 1: The nuggets are made in an industrial oven and conveyor/packaging system...in a factory owned by the company...powered by electricity...which is generated from many sources but odds are in an industrial area they will have to rely on gas-fired plants often for space and safety...which are fuelled by gool old OIL...which is made of DINOSAURS!!

<bows deeply as the crowd blinks hard and shakes their heads>
You're overthinking it.

All birds are dinosaurs!

It's scientifically demonstrable. The domestic chicken may well be the closest living relative of the T-Rex.
 
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