Banned for accusing poor small ratto of doing such a heinous thing! He would never!
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Hmmhm I thought I still had food in my fridge and this letter with "Metawazhere" doesn't ring a bell.. could be some greek yorgutey thing you spread on bread.
Banned for slipping RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION into my lunch juice at the Good Boy School, thus making my professor think I lazily sent a rat in place of myself to attend lectures for me :|