Bummer. I was going to ask where did you find her.A lusty Argonian maid. Actually, no
Hell if I know. Do tell me if you find some black market selling some, or some number to call.Bummer. I was going to ask where did you find her.
LIFTSHERTAIL?
I'm not sure I'm really the person to tell you one way or the other on that, never having owned the base PS5. This is my first experience with a PS5 at all, and I've also never owned an Xbox Series X/Series S. I had an Xbox One S several years ago, but that was the newest console I ever owned, and I haven't even had it for a handful of years.@Katara the Sergal let us know if you see any significant difference in graphical quality!
Something just struck me; did you not realise that 'Lifts-Her-Tail' is actually the canonical name of the Lusty Argonian Maid?LIFTSHERTAIL?
Seriously? Jesus, I need to play Skyrim. I've seriously never played the game before (or any Elder Scrolls game), and I just like Argonians in general because of...well, let's just say, a lot of adult art I've seen. I do know a fair bit about them in general. That's fucking hilarious about the books, and now suddenly the lusty Argonian maid thing makes way more sense. I never knew why that was such a popular theme with them. God, I really want to play Skyrim now, and I actually have it bought for PS5, I just haven't touched it yet.Something just struck me; did you not realise that 'Lifts-Her-Tail' is actually the canonical name of the Lusty Argonian Maid?
I once made a point in Skyrim of trying to build as complete as possible a library of every book I could find. There are several volumes of 'the Lusty Argonian Maid' to be found in-game, all very short, all hilariously packed with double entendres, and her name is indeed given as 'Lifts-Her-Tail'.
Jesus christ. I won't pretend I wasn't cracking up reading that. God, I want an Argonian maid, though. Guaranteed, if I end up playing Skyrim, my character is definitely going to be an Argonian, and I'm sleeping with every Argonian character possible in the game...which there's like two or three of, I think, as far as marrying goes? Anyway. God damn, it seems like the maid isn't even the lusty one in that book. Poor maid.Here ya go :D
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The Lusty Argonian Maid, v1
Volume 1 of the famous play. Benkongerike Great Hall ×13 Driftshade Refuge Riftweald Manor, next to Mercer's Plans Act IV, Scene III, continued Lifts-Her-Tail Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers. Crantius Colto Is that all you have come here for, little one? My...skyrim.fandom.com
Wait what... just 'cause? That's crazy!Don't have it yet, so that's a replacement pic, but I bought 12L of neon gas xD
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Yes I kinda am actually xDWait what... just 'cause? That's crazy!
Are you like the Furry NileRed or something :P
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