NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but it's 24 seconds awake and 7 days asleep

I wish for furry Christmas presents for everyone

 

[Mambi]

I wish for furry Christmas presents for everyone

GRANTED! <everyone opens their boxes, and from each box a rabid pissed-off hungry howler monkey flies out and attacks everything in sight>

I wish everyone has a peaceful holiday...

 

[metatherat]

Granted! But it's peaceful because all of us wild, shenanigans-loving animals have been securely leashed and muzzled :O

I wish everyone had a wild and shenanigans-filled holiday instead! >:3

 

[Faust]

Granted! Shenanigans the Wild and Hungry Christmas Crocodile has never been so full!

I wish the Mari Lwyd would go away,
We don't have any beer today!
It's no use doing a Welsh rap-battle
If all my beer kegs are empty of chattel!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, as he goes away the beer truck backs up and @Spilo gets drunk off his a$$ and pukes everywhere

I wish @Spilo held his liquor better

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Now I'm drunk... as a skunk

I wish SCP-1471 gave me a kiss

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You now have a giant radioactive Hershey Kiss

I wish I didn't feel so empty

 

[Spilo]

Granted! Now you're full of skunks, foxes, vaporeons, mooses, etc.

I wish... I wish there were more days to December!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now there are no holidays rest of the year

I wish everyone had red and green jellybeans

 

[Faust]

Granted! The operative word being 'had' since I have stolen and eaten them all.

I wish for a nice big can of Bloodweiser to wash them down with.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! I dunno what a Bloodweiser is, but I assume it's blood and beer or something, so you get that! :3

I wish for a ginormous jug of eggnog!!!