The fur above you gets called by the cops. Why? (inspired by Metatherat and Spilo)

[Cinderpelt]

I get called on the cops, I was only emoting.

 

[Spilo]

You were caught graffiti'ing

FURRIES RULEZ, HOOMANS SUCKZZZ

all over the city walls

 

[Cinderpelt]

You got caught playing the "Never gonna give you up!" song on the city speakers all night and day.

 

[Icepaw]

You were reported being too fluffy and they're jealous

 

[Cinderpelt]

you lost a bet that the person behind you had pink underwear

 

[Icepaw]

Someone mistook you for a cat having heard you meow

 

[Spilo]

Just when they thought it couldn't get any worse than hearing "Never gonna give you up!" 24/7, you go in and blast "ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES" at the HIGHEST volume for everyone to hear

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[Mambi]

<hearing shouts, the cat quickly hides his massive stash of catnip and puts away all my toys before answering the angerly-pounded door>

 

[Mambi]

Just when they thought it couldn't get any worse than hearing "Never gonna give you up!" 24/7, you go in and blast "ALL THE SINGLE FURRIES" at the HIGHEST volume for everyone to hear

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I demand the police use maximum unreasonable force on this one...just this once. It's fully justified and will be supported by all communities!!! <lol>

 

[Mambi]

Someone mistook you for a cat having heard you meow

Hey! Just BEING a cat doesn't mean the cops should be called!!! We're not ALL destructive forces of chaos whacked on catnip and spite, just MOST of us!!

#NOTALLKITTIES <nods proudly, trying subtily to brush off flakes of catnip from his fur without anyone noticing...>

 

[Cinderpelt]

then after the day was done you put the Rick roll on max in the speakers

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