The FurryPile Poem

[Mambi]

And be so fresh, go take a bath!

For cleaner fur always attracts,

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Dirty fur doesn't always detracts

Some dirtiness is pleasant

 

[Punji]

Just don't let the dirt make you look like a peasant!

There is royalty in our hearts

 

[Chad Firepaws]

And in our rears there's massive farts



Don't blame me, I didn't pick Chipotle

 

[Bunny Lvr]

There are always fun games to play

Even if you on or off work

 

[Chad Firepaws]

You can always watch those bunnies twerk



Dang it, now I'm hungry

 

[Bunny Lvr]

But don't go in the back country

Never know what'll be back there

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

We promise Chad: no bunny nor hare!

Please, instead, enjoy this delicious kibble!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Watch out, doggos dribble

I promise to only nibble

 

[unknownaspect]

Just as long as I don't play second fiddle,

I shall be the one to take centre stage!

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

And usher in a brand new age

Of song and dance, not seen before!

 

[unknownaspect]

A joyus performance, they will adore,

Though my singing has caused severe headaches,

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Still, alcohol will make them think you're one of the greats!

And here we don't berate any mistakes

 

[unknownaspect]

So don't you dare hit the brakes!

Now, whose up next on this furry show?

 

[Mambi]

This kitty cat will give a go.

I sing with flair, and move with grace...

 

[unknownaspect]

with entrancing patterns and steady pace.

There are now no more headaches to be had,

 

[Mambi]

So strip your clothes and let's be bad!

Our songs seduce, and hips gyrate,

 

[Chad Firepaws]

But I just put more food on my plate

and drink fruit punch in the corner

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Don't be such a loner

Come out on the floor and give it a go

 

[Chad Firepaws]

To which I humbly respond: no


My fruit punch is my only friend