As we laugh and be silly all the while.
Day by day, page after page,
Day by day, page after page,
burrow or sett or lair or cage,
we get together for things clean and dirty,
we get together for things clean and dirty,
Before we know it's 12:30,
We're either late for bed or work
We're either late for bed or work
but that's just our normal quirk.
But once again, we'll be right back here,
But once again, we'll be right back here,
Saying things we hide from the world, oh dear!
Minute after minute we wait
Minute after minute we wait
for a reply or something great,
and when it comes, we jump with glee,
and when it comes, we jump with glee,
Finding something that sets our creativity free.
As soon as we wake
As soon as we wake
(Damnit the scansion is all over the place! Err...)
We'll bake carrot cake
With ingredients we found
We'll bake carrot cake
With ingredients we found
We'll happily spoon,
That delicious comestible
That delicious comestible
Something you will find impossible.
Now you lot stay out of my pantry and lair
Now you lot stay out of my pantry and lair
(Dangit, I had five quid on that being rhymed with 'indigestible')
Never! HACK*COFF ooh, I swallowed some hair!
Quick, Bunny, I might need a huge kiss-of-life!
Never! HACK*COFF ooh, I swallowed some hair!
Quick, Bunny, I might need a huge kiss-of-life!
Sure, but that won't make me your wife
Though we may cuddle
Though we may cuddle
She’s way ahead of you there, I bet!
This poem is getting a teensy bit sleazy
This poem is getting a teensy bit sleazy
Ya just use that too parties?
Where is the shrimp and ham treats?
Where is the shrimp and ham treats?
Right where the day night meet
You will find that tasty treat
You will find that tasty treat
And then the others we shall meet...
The fun they bring will be intense,,,
The fun they bring will be intense,,,