It shall fund badger causes at my behest!
It will never reach your inner realm!
It will never reach your inner realm!
Where can't it go with you at the helm?
With little bodies, covered in fur...
With little bodies, covered in fur...
While rodents squeak and birds churr
Cheetahs chirp and hyenas moo
Cheetahs chirp and hyenas moo
What is going on in that tent?
Why is it swaying to and fro?
Why is it swaying to and fro?
When down upon your tummy you flop
I have to wake up early tomorrow morning
I have to wake up early tomorrow morning
but I hope not for anything way too boring.
This pile of fur is far too enticing,
This pile of fur is far too enticing,
My yield at work has not been sufficing
Ever since I've found you all here ❤
Ever since I've found you all here ❤
While thinking that we are quite queer
Co-workers might perhaps sneer
Co-workers might perhaps sneer
But never fear, we'll persevere,
This furry pile will thrive for years
This furry pile will thrive for years
Fueled by pictures of furry rears
So let me just grab my camera
So let me just grab my camera
And let dear Chad point it at ya
Now now now, don't be shy
Now now now, don't be shy
Take those pants off and WAAAAUGH MY EYES
I think you really should get that checked
I think you really should get that checked
Don't worry, it's just marks I like to collect
From whips and such, you know the drill
From whips and such, you know the drill
Just a bit of fun with time to kill
Look! I even brought some snacks
Look! I even brought some snacks
Now let's give those hot buns some whacks!
He lifts his paw with wicked glee
He lifts his paw with wicked glee
It's sore here, here and there!
But what are you doing? I did not say stop!
But what are you doing? I did not say stop!