throw your gazes northward and witness snowfall sublime
dear lord, please not another pair of socks
dear lord, please not another pair of socks
Or else I swear, I'll pull my Glocks! <click>
I'm SICK of gifts that are so lame!!
I'm SICK of gifts that are so lame!!
Or you, from no matter where, we'd retrieve,
from dark thoughts, emotions and feelings.
from dark thoughts, emotions and feelings.
It's a warming feeling, melting regret,
casting off weight and bitter self-hate.
casting off weight and bitter self-hate.
To fall back into despair, nobody could,
not when the pile helps each other.
not when the pile helps each other.
Of course we would, it's really no bother.
With furs like us, how could we not?
With furs like us, how could we not?
...and thus there's a chance that our yogurt, we'll keep!
For cute rats aslumber, don't often raid 'fridges,
For cute rats aslumber, don't often raid 'fridges,
although they may keep you awake with their sleepy skritches.
Or awaken briefly from the water bottle to clunkily drink
Or awaken briefly from the water bottle to clunkily drink
Splashing and squeaking until you can't even think!
For while they are cuddly, rats aren't often silent...
For while they are cuddly, rats aren't often silent...
Storming your pantry with torches and tridents
As they launch an assault on Fort Cheese Puff
As they launch an assault on Fort Cheese Puff
'Cause gallons of yogurt was never enough.
The hungry rats are quite insatiable,
The hungry rats are quite insatiable,
That is, until they meet skunks
Who after defeating the rats, spread their funk
Who after defeating the rats, spread their funk
And track dirt all over the floor leaving behind paw gunk
But that's just normal around this place
But that's just normal around this place
I woke up one morning with a rat on my face!
I said to it, "pardon, you're tail's up my nose!"
I said to it, "pardon, you're tail's up my nose!"