The Quote Boat

Beka Valentine: And here comes God's little brain surgeon.
Rev Bem: Beka! Some humility, please!!
Beka Valentine: Yeah, I tried that once. I didn't like it.

-Andromeda, "it makes a lovely light"
 
Squidward
What’s gonna happen am I gonna blow up
No worse it’ll go right to your thighs
My thighs
And then you blow up
-SpongeBob episode just one bite
 
  • Dante Bishop: For the past 20 years, the NFFA has taken to legalized murder to decrease the poor population, which in turn keeps the government's spending down. Less welfare, less healthcare, less housing.
  • Reporter #1: Recent reporting suggests that the growing anti-Purge sentiment may have a monumental effect on the upcoming presidential election. Establishment NFFA candidate Minister Edwidge Owens has been losing ground to wildcard Independent candidate Senator Charlie Roan. 18 years ago, Roan was forced to watch the brutal execution of her entire family on Purge night and entered the political arena soon after with one goal in mind: to put an end to the annual holiday.
 

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