The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Mambi]

Someone shoved a cork in your sprayer and the pressure got too high.

 

[metatherat]

After an incident with a pot of white paint someone mistook you for a skunk and shoved a cork in your sprayer too.
....aand now we have a lawsuit from Warner Bros on our paws.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

To find a horny bunny

 

[RamblingRenegade]

by shoveling the snow by drinking a bottle of alcohol and trying to light your farts

 

[Universe]

Slipped and crashed into an electrical pole ouch

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Stuck his tongue to a frozen metal pole

 

[metatherat]

A long strand of hay stuck in butt. A common bunny affliction :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Is stuck in the cereal box

 

[Universe]

Got hugged too tight sorry

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Visiting me on Valentines Day, thank you

 

[RamblingRenegade]

because they were single on Valentines day

 

[PC Master Race]

attempted a tiktok challenge of sleeping 3 days straight while standing, didn't end so well, very ouch

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Flopped

 

[metatherat]

Got gouged by @PC Master Race's tusk as she flopped :O
(EDIT: The tusk was bought from a local curiosity shop)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was in my pocket

 

[Universe]

Got stepped on ouch

 

[Mantaevents]

His wife got mad at him.

 

[Spilo]

Got confused for Black Manta, the supervillain, by the Justice League

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got stuck in a bunny hazmat suit

 

[metatherat]

Apparently bunnies are hazardous somehow, so was taken to the hospital for containment :O