Heard one too many dad jokes and couldn't handle the emotional damage.
While in the hospital the doctor asked:
"What is your blood type?"
To which he stated: "B Positive"
The Doctor merely replied:
"I'm trying, but you're losing a lot of blood."
While in the hospital the doctor asked:
"What is your blood type?"
To which he stated: "B Positive"
The Doctor merely replied:
"I'm trying, but you're losing a lot of blood."
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Got attacked by a shooter and couldn't handle their BULLET POINT
Had to go to the hospital to see if the rumours are true, because apparently:
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
9 out of 10 injections are in vein.
You swallowed some coins off the floor. You have been fed some stuff that should get 'em outta there, but there's been no change yet.
Flew
... by day!
... by day!
(not the first time that's happened, maybe I should move that cactus :p)
Tried to move that cactus. It fell on him. And then he got sued because cacti of that species are protected by law.
He got right Batty,
His logic got erratic,
He thought he was a camel,
Turned out, he's a maaaaamel.
<I join you in the adjoining mental ward, clearly well deserved>
His logic got erratic,
He thought he was a camel,
Turned out, he's a maaaaamel.
<I join you in the adjoining mental ward, clearly well deserved>
Someone threw a mamel meat at you, and you got turned into a mamel.
(I dunno if anyone here has played the Shiren series of roguelike games) :P