The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Faust]

Blowback

 

[Universe]

Smacked

 

[metatherat]

Ripto from the Spyro series showed up. He got stuck between your teeth, you had to go get him pried outta there.

 

[Faust]

Got a rat transformation potion mixed up with a medicinal enema.

Diagnosis: ratarsed.

 

[Universe]

Ripped wing membrane

 

[metatherat]

Your wing also got too ripped. It now has so much muscles that the weight is dragging you down. Had to go to the hospital to lounge around the swolebro ward lazily for a few months to fix it.

 

[Faust]

He's the new dietitian, but he's about to get chewed out because he tells everyone that stolen food has no calories.

 

[Spilo]

Tried to dance the Sponge Dance

 

[Universe]

Sat on a cactus