The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

You stepped on another, even pointier observation construct. Ow, ouch. Why did you even construct that waldo unit modeled after an extra-squishy paw?
 
There was a purpose to it. It's the kind of thing you can only understand after perceiving all of possibility as a particularly wavy string. Oh, that's the shape it has today? It was a sphere not too long ago.

Anyway. Do watch out for that mousetr- and that's your hind leg snapped. You're lucky you got that far out. Make sure the exotic vet sees your rat tail, too.
 
All that butt sniffing you been running around doin got you a hefty dose of somethin nasty. Pinkeye was the least of your worries; there's a great many diseases that make up what was once known as "sewer plague." Which opportunist got to you between cholera, dysentery, or otherwise is between you and the doctor.
 
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It was a lovely afternoon with a person who was clearly into you, RhosSalix.

They had enjoyed the rides and the shooting galleries which created an exciting buzz within the fair of your local residence.

It was all going smoothly, "What a lucky petruding spike", furs would say who walked past you and your date. Love was thick in the air that afternoon. However, things took a turn when your date bought you a balloon.

Alas, you were born this shape RhosSalix and no one, I mean no one, has the right to judge you for it! But this inanimate object, gifted to you out of affection, did not care much for decency.

Chaos didn't wait for long: As it popped due to your pointy exterior it covered your mouth! In a panic, your date ripped it off of your face and tried to perform CPR: Another tragedy in this tale of ours.

They were rushed to the hospital due to severe paw injuries. That is how you found yourself in hospital, bringing them flowers.
 
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Thankfully the ice cube has now melted and so there is no more safety haza...

Slipped on the puddle of the melted ice cube 😜
Unfortunately, my slippage was sooo dramatic, I jumped up in the air and landed butt-first on a certain foxxo :P Oof, good thing the fall was cushioned :3

You're in the hospital with me for fox stuck in skunk butt
 

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