The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[Spilo]

Heard way too many tea-related puns

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

I like puns and I regret nothing

you, on the other hand, have a severe case of ded inside due to lack of skunk puns...

 

[Spilo]

I like puns and I regret nothing

you, on the other hand, have a severe case of ded inside due to lack of skunk puns...

well then throw 'em skunk puns (spunks :p) at me then, it's never too late to start with the skunk puns :P :P

Anyway... you drank coffee instead of tea today. Your organism, too used to mere leaf water, couldn't handle the TRUE POWER

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

I require only the finesst leaf water thank you very much

You, on the other hand, might have triggered a certain badger (derg) for requesting coffee because you don't ask a woman her age and you don't ask a badger (derg) to serve coffee tsk tsk tsk

 

[Spilo]

also couldn't handle the diarrhea from the coffee

first timer, eh?

 

[Extra Floof Taur]

And you almost passed out into a coma after trying tea

Told you that you can't handle my mother's strongest tea tsk tsk tsk

You better go find someone else that makes weaker tea

 

[Spilo]

Thought they were watching a comatose me on the ground after drinking tea, when in fact it was a realistic STINK-BOMB skunk plushie of me. And it exploded. Right. In. Their. Face
I told them coffee-scent not skunk-scent, damn.. oh who am I kidding, they smell the same :p

that's what you get for thinking "strong" leaf water was too much fer me, never underestimate this tiny skunk! :3