The user above you has gone to the hospital. Why?

[metatherat]

Accidentally portaled into an universe of pure dookie. Time for the emergency cat-bath :O

 

[Spilo]

Slipped on a smeared poo while trying to curiously follow the cat into the bathtub

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ants in his pants

 

[Spilo]

Ferrets under the skirt

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Tongue in a wasp nest

 

[Spilo]

Tried to use a wasp nest as a vibrator

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Yikes!
Fell asleep

 

[metatherat]

Ate way too many dandelion leaves :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fell out of the cupboard

 

[metatherat]

Had a rat fall on you from the cupboard (I was wearing plate armor at the time as an anti-predator measure)

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Had a chink in his armour

 

[Spilo]

Slipped on some wet used panties

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was booped too hard by @Universe

 

[Spilo]

Sat on by the @Universe

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Got sucked out of @Universe space station

 

[Spilo]

Got flown away by one of @Universe's powerful yawns

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Was flung across the planet by @Universe strong tail

 

[Spilo]

Vored

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Bored

 

[Spilo]

Vored out of boredom