The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Morgana Willowsett]

Button dispenses tomato-flavoured honey! Together at last!

 

[Spilo]

The button makes a few people's faces turn green

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

The button activates a mechanism that will un-press the button.

 

[Spilo]

The button activates a mechanism that will un-press the button.

Interesting. This is definitely a buttonCEPTION going on here.

The button adds this queer novel word to the dictionary, along with making it a real concept :3

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

Each time the button is pressed, one random person is given a seriously terrifying jumpscare.

 

[Spilo]

The button transforms people into HORNY skunks for mating season (feb-mar)

~Love is in the air~

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

The button transforms people into HORNY skunks for mating season (feb-mar)

~Love is in the air~

Each press of the button dispenses lavender air freshener to counter the "love" in the air, which seems to smell an awful lot like skunk scent!

 

[Spilo]

Each press of the button dispenses lavender air freshener to counter the "love" in the air, which seems to smell an awful lot like skunk scent!

The air smells fine to me :P

The button switches everyone's smell receptors so that they perceive pleasant smells as bad, and "bad" smells, such as skunk scent, as pleasant. Problem solved! ;3

 

[Morgana Willowsett]

And now you've pressed the button too hard, so now each press of the button changes one random smell with another random smell. Skunk now smells like lavender, roses now smell like new cars!

 

[Spilo]

Skunk now smells like lavender, roses now smell like new cars!

You know, that doesn't sound too bad, heh!

Hmm, you do look quite lavender smelling yourself, so the button makes everyone associate lavender smell with badgers, and badger smell with, lavender smell. So now it doesn't matter if a badger is smelly, people will still think it smells like some strong lavender >:p

 

[metatherat]

The button prints out a news article about an error which caused a lavender field to be seeded with badgers instead