The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[Wuff-Wuff]

waaaah~ >o< well at least the warm mayo taste is gone~ ^w^; best not~ press that button again~ gosh~ I need to sit down~

sits on the button

D: AAAH!

 

[Faust]

waaaah~ >o< well at least the warm mayo taste is gone~ ^w^; best not~ press that button again~ gosh~ I need to sit down~

Has the warm mayo taste come back yet?
Give it time, it's got a whole digestive tract to work its way up through.

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

So does that mean me sitting on the button means even more warm mayo Faust ? Sowwy guys >w<

 

[Faust]

Wait, you're still sitting on it?! Because I just topped the dispenser up with hot sauce, since nobody likes the mayo.
I'd get off if I were you...

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Aaaaaaaah!!!!!! D:

breaks a world record in "the fastest to stand up"

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Produces a Good Girl Friend for Wuff-Wuff.

 

[metatherat]

The button gives everyone a rat-tail. Not the hairstyle thing, but a magnificent rat-tail on everyone's butt. Everyone's ability to regulate their body heat has been vastly increased!

 

[Spilo]

The button makes the rat-tail on everyone's butt fluffy, like suuuuper fluffy, loooong, black and white and, and smelly!

Everyone has a skunk tail now :3

 

[metatherat]

The button gives everyone a bottle of extra-strong tail shampoo :P

 

[Yakamaru]

The button gives everyone a bottle of extra-strong tail shampoo :P

Inb4 bottle-o-skunk. :p

The button gives a random crocodile a V6 engine, turning it into a revtilian.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Inb4 bottle-o-skunk. :p

The button gives a random crocodile a V6 engine, turning it into a revtilian.

lol