The user above you pushes a button, what does it do?

[metatherat]

Baby rattos are called "pups" or more colloquially "pinkies" :3

the button dispenses some RAT FACTS

 

[Spilo]

"pups"

But you aren't dogs :O

The button turns you into a dog pup :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

The button gives you a Starbucks pup cup.

 

[metatherat]

The button gives you a little tinkly ball toy to bap around :3

 

[Spilo]

The button makes fur grow out of your tail :P

 

[sleepy kitty]

The button makes a tattoo of Barney the Dinosaur appear on your left buttcheek.

 

[Spilo]

Well, then..

The button makes a tattoo of Clifford the big red dog to appear on your right buttcheek :P

 

[Guifrog]

The button makes your laugh sound like Woody Woodpecker