The Vending Machine Mk. II

[Bunny Lvr]

Out comes @Mambi behind a lecturn lecturing us on the history of cats and their importance to furry kind

I insert some gum and popscicle sticjs

 

[metatherat]

Out comes some gum and popsicle official corporate mascot character fanfiction.

I insert my RAT LICENSE

 

[Mambi]

Out comes a map of all the best restaurant garbage bins and waterways.

I insert my "medical catnip" card.

 

[metatherat]

Out comes a kilo of skeevy medicinal catnip.

I insert a card on which have written "ratnip?" experimentally

 

[xxDisorderly_C0nductxx]

It dispenses a baggy of something that looks like catnip. When you open it, the smell makes you boggle happily!

I insert an empty Ziplock bag

 

[metatherat]

Out comes Ziplock, the anthro mantis. "Whatchu doin' with my bag there buddy?", he asks.

I insert a bag of MANTIS CHOW

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

Out comes a pair of pseudopupil glasses and a note stating "I'm looking at you! Or am I?"

I insert a pamphlet for the Chow Gar Family style of Southern Mantis Kung Fu