NSFW What would your fursona do?

[Spilo]

Drink. Drink blood. Blood is life. Delicious blood strings of blood run down my fangs >:3

Your sona's nose fell down after a hard sneeze, now it's on the ground. WWYFD?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Pick it up and toss it at furs to boop from a distance

You get a nose thrown at you WWYFD

 

[Wuff-Wuff]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH D: !!

You are very very terrified :3 WWYFD

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Hide in @Lenago safe

You get locked in the SAFE with an alligator WWYFD

 

[Lenago]

Ok good news the anti raid safe is working like a charm....bad news i forgot the code to open the thing....good thing crocod- crokodili- ALIGATORS can't climb....HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPP

You lose a safe code and need it fast WWYFD

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Clean up the mess.

You can't get the blood out of our carpet. WWYFD?

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Draw her flaming sword and fight them off.

There are too many crocodiles for you to fight off, WWYFD?

 

[metatherat]

Meta would scurry into a rat-hole, or the closest rat-hole equivalent. Hahaa. Rodent powerr :3

Your sona finds a flaming sword and it turns out to be really hard to store safely. WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

It's a flaming sword...I'd store it in the bathtub!

They find a lightsaber...that they can't turn off, like at all! WWYFD?

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Buy a lightsaber proof scabbard.

You find a naked horny sexy otter. WWYFD?

 

[Mambi]

I'd invite the otter in the bathtub with me...and my scabbarded lightsaber!!

The naked sexy horny otter wants to go "wet sliding" with you, but they're winking faaar too suspiciously. WWYFD?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Go wet sliding..... Duh

You slip on ice and start blinking on and off WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

Meta would look around with surprise over suddenly being in a 8-bit video game :O

The steam from a bathtub that has a flaming sword in it is going everywhere. WWYFD :O

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Jump in between the flames entertaining the pile

Your tail catches fire WWYFD

 

[Spilo]

Put the fire out with a gust of air. I'm a skunk so, don't ask further questions, eheh!

Your tail detaches itself and lives a life of its own away from you. WWYFD?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I'd visit the retail store and just get another!

Your tail marries my tail and has many little tails together WWYFD

 

[Spilo]

Absolutely nothing. Spilo would watch the bun-skunk hybrid tails delighted.

Your sona trips on a banana peel. WWYFD?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Fall!

You are now volunteering at a worm ranch without worms, WWYFD

 

[metatherat]

Meta is pleased. There likely is not much work to do on a wormless worm ranch, which is good because he is not going to do anything. He goes to relax in a rat-hammock.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore!
WWYFD.

 

[Mambi]

Meta is pleased. There likely is not much work to do on a wormless worm ranch, which is good because he is not going to do anything. He goes to relax in a rat-hammock.

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”
It was…………………………………………………….Dumblydore!
WWYFD.

<Mambi would look over and yell "YOU WANT WORMS??? HERE'S YOUR DAMN WORMS THEN!!!", and with glowing eyes, open a rift several dozen feet behind them in the air. As a loud inhuman squeal is heard, the ground rumbles inside the portal's source as suddenly a large DUNE SANDWORM emerges, followed by two others as they tower high and squeal like thunder before slamming back down onto the ground. They start chasing Dumblydore as he laughs and laughs, closing the rift as he watches them retreat into the horizon screaming...>

Laying back on the hammock to try and get some peace, your fursona realizes they are being bothered now by some sand in the hammock and the sounds of others screaming randomly on the farm. WWYFD?