NSFW What would your fursona do?

Meta would clench the rat-fist of annoyance as he boards a cargo liner. Although he is secretly pleased about having an excuse to be a ship rat, that's very traditionally rodenty :3

Your sona opens a package that was supposed to contain a smartphone cover from TEMU. Instead, it contains ship rats. "Can we have some yogurt?", one of them asks. WWYFD
 
Spilo comes out with a big jar of 60% beet yogurt for the rats "Hey! Who wants some YOGURT! :D" he says, but the rats literally vanish into thin air. He just laughs, like any good drunk skunk would, for his plan to chase the rats off worked ;P

Your sona is very sick of very bad and the only way for their body to begin recovery is to eat a serving of coleslaw salad. WWYFD?
 
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<blink-blink> Really? Cool, Mambi LOVES coleslaw, AND it heals sickness now too? Too easy!! <grabs a fork and a napkin>

Your sona's trapped on an island, baren with no plants or animals you can see but lots of fresh water from a spring. Rescue is a week away easily. Suddenly a seagull accidently drops half a raw fish at their feet as it flies away. There's no way to cook it with anything. Risk the week or eat the fish?
 
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SECRET OPTION UNLOCKED: my sona was a Boy Scout, and thus forages for things underwater that don't need to be cooked to be eaten. Not tasty, but also not unhealthy.

This one is less of an option 1 VS option 2, and more of a creativity prompt.
Your sona is invited to join a demolition derby and accepts. Describe the car they build!
 
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An empty margarine box with old rusty cogs as wheels. Also Meta decides that taking part in a demolition derby is too scary and dangerous, so he wanders off to go scavenging instead.

Your sona goes to a demolition derby, but it turns out that all the participants were lazy rodents and none of them bothered to actually show up. The organizers were also lazy rodents and they didn't bother to show up, either. WWYFD?
 
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Spilo would watch the F out of it!! I mean, C'MON, RUSSIAN TRANSFORMERS!! Plus we've already got the RUSSIAN AVENGERS, and they were x1000 times friggin' cooler
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In fact, let's say your fursona buys a DVD for the Avengers movie from a dubious seller at a flea market, but upon pressing play finds out it's the aforementioned Russian Avengers. WWYFD?
 
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It's really hard to swing a katana when you are a feral rat. Also Meta does not have 2000 of dollars american. He has one tarnished one cent coin that he found under a trash bin. He decides to not buy the katana.

Your sona has been domesticated, and tamed, and made into a silly pet animal. WWYFD?
 
Meta squeaks indignantly. Those were Meta's ribs. He scent marked them, making them Meta's property according to rodent rules. Don't touch Meta's delicious ribs.

Your new government mandated character class is "Druid". WWYFD?
 
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