Meta wonders why the heck does a hotel have a self-destruct button. He pours UNDO BUTTON POTION onto the SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON and pushes the SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON'S UNDO BUTTON.

All of these self destruct and undo klaxons in this hotel are making it really hard for your sona to sleep. WWYFD
 
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Sleep anyway. The power of being a feral skunk! >:3

The food served at the hypothetical hotel is composed of things you don't like, but the food outside costs 1000% than a room in that said hotel. WWYFD?
 
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Gnaw my way out, of course. It is the rat way! :3

Your fursona's escape pod has escaped. WWYFD?
 
He'd open a fortune cookie that reads "If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's meant to be".

After eating the cookie to get his focus, he'd watch the pod float gently away...further and further not to return. Then thinking of the cookie deeply, he'd realize that clearly the pod didn't want to be with him in the end, and he'd stick out his toungue out of spite before simply portaling to safety regardless.


Your sona's laying on the beach relaxing in the sunshine...when suddenly preceded by a sonic boom, the flaming wreckage of an empty abandoned escape pod come plummeting from the sky towards them at full speed! WWYFD?
 
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He'd open a fortune cookie that reads "If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it's meant to be".

After eating the cookie to get his focus, he'd watch the pod float gently away...further and further not to return. Then thinking of the cookie deeply, he'd realize that clearly the pod didn't want to be with him in the end, and he'd stick out his toungue out of spite before simply portaling to safety regardless.


Your sona's laying on the beach relaxing in the sunshine...when suddenly preceded by a sonic boom, the flaming wreckage of an empty abandoned escape pod come plummeting from the sky towards them at full speed! WWYFD?
blocks it with one hand and punches it to pieces.

You got rescued by me WWYFD?
 
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Meta would thank you, cling to your leg thankfully, and then ask if you have any yogurt :3

A rat is asking your fursona for some yogurt. WWYFD?
 
I of course give the rat beet yogurt, their favorite yogurt!! :D
heyyy why are you running away from me like that??

A skunk appears in your barnyard, and asks your fursona to gift him all the corn in the fields? WWYFD?
 
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Meta informs the skunk that he has no fields, or, alternately, that all of the fields in the world are his, in a certain sense.

Squeaking in the night! WWYFD??
 
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Meta would scurry around inside the space station, looking for food. Because he is a rat, mmhm!

The stores are full of Christmas stuff somehow, even though it is October. WWYFD?
 

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