Who is Hotter

[Faust]

@metatherat!

(Keep in mind I'm straight. I'm bound to find a cute little animal more attractive than a big butch guy, no matter how chiseled.)

 

[OtheratheOtter]

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I like the one who asks "Is kissing boys gay?" and Google responds "Only if you like it!"

 

[Spilo]

I'm bound to find a cute little animal more attractive than a big butch guy, no matter how chiseled.

"Anything furry, nonhuman or monstrous beats human in terms of sexiness"

MORE NEWS AT ELEVEN :P

(yeah, I'm a monster kisser too, so what? :3)

 

[Faust]

"Anything furry, nonhuman or monstrous beats human in terms of sexiness"

In my case, only the anthro animals and only the human males (and a small selection of females). YMMV; I don't judge.

 

[OtheratheOtter]

"Anything furry, nonhuman or monstrous beats human in terms of sexiness"

MORE NEWS AT ELEVEN :P

(yeah, I'm a monster kisser too, so what? :3)

NGL, elves are.
Who is hotter?
Arya from Eragon

Or this random devian art elf

 

[Faust]

@OtheratheOtter umm, this isn't actually an NSFW-flagged thread here...

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Oop, my bad!

 

[Ravofox]

Oop, my bad!

Oh, I think you forgot to remove the image, Oth.

Anyway, I say it's time for a Redwall edition!

Which one of these villainous vermin from the Martin the Warrior cartoon is hotter?


Skalrag the fox


Or Badrang the stoat?

 

[metatherat]

Which one of these villainous vermin from the Martin the Warrior cartoon is hotter?

Skalrag the fox

Or Badrang the stoat?

Skalrag, definitely. He's got that a bit of that foxy sleekness thing going on. (Also I feel that the Redwall idea of what constitutes a vermin is way too wide in scope, I'm afraid I will need to see Skalrag's and Badrang's VERMIN LICENSES to see if they really are vermin)

So, since we are doing vermin, which one is hotter:

This Skaven fellow, or

This generic cute vector png rat?

THINK HARD this is an important question >:O

 

[Spilo]

So, since we are doing vermin, which one is hotter:

This Skaven fellow, or

Hmm, too edgy. B-b-borrrrinnng!!

This generic cute vector png rat?

actually nice, I guess that'll pass :)

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But in the end, of course, I'll choose ME!!

Look at that handsome and very sexy fella. Literally a bastion of HOTNESS

 

[Spilo]

Oh, I think you forgot to remove the image, Oth.

Anyway, I say it's time for a Redwall edition!

Which one of these villainous vermin from the Martin the Warrior cartoon is hotter?

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Skalrag the fox

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Or Badrang the stoat?

Maybe I'm a bit biased (only a bit :P) but for this one I'll have to go with Skalrag the Fox!

And of course they are vermins!! There isn't an established authority or set of strict standards that warrant official licenses to tell you who can or can not be a vermin :O That is very UN-VERMIN! And whoever implies there are, should have their VERMIN 'LICENSE' revoked :P

 

[Faust]

So, since we are doing vermin, which one is hotter:

This Skaven fellow, or

This generic cute vector png rat?

THINK HARD this is an important question >:O

The answer is, of course, Gadget Hackwrench.



Now I realise that she wasn't actually on the list of options, but I feel that she was implied solely by the fact that she is objectively the cutest vermin ever on account of her looks, her smarts, her personality and her general level of competence which is way above average for a female character from that era. She could covert ME to the Cola Cult any day.

 

[Spilo]

The answer is, of course, Gadget Hackwrench.

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Now I realise that she wasn't actually on the list of options, but I feel that she was implied solely by the fact that she is objectively the cutest vermin ever on account of her looks, her smarts, her personality and her general level of competence which is way above average for a female character from that era. She could covert ME to the Cola Cult any day.

I mean, she's cute alright! :3
But what if I'm a bi skunk and am more attracted to the males? Who would be the cutest male vermin ever? That'd be fun to find out, heheh!

 

[Faust]

But what if I'm a bi skunk and am more attracted to the males? Who would be the cutest male vermin ever? That'd be fun to find out, heheh!

Don't ask me, I like-a-da ladies :D Best I can say is, it's certainly not going to be Monterey Jack!

How about Mighty Mouse? He's pretty buff, and he can fly! Might not be to your taste if you're not a fan of muscle bunnies though.

 

[metatherat]

But what if I'm a bi skunk and am more attracted to the males? Who would be the cutest male vermin ever? That'd be fun to find out, heheh!

She could covert ME to the Cola Cult any day.

Oh! Now we are thinking with vermin. Here's a good question: Who is hotter, and would make you feel the fizz,

Bubbles? or

Pop Top?

 

[Faust]

Oh! Now we are thinking with vermin. Here's a good question: Who is hotter, and would make you feel the fizz,

Sorry, that was 'Fizz', right?

For a second there I was seeing a letter J.

 

[Marius Merganser]

Gadget Hackwrench for the vermin win, certainly.

But how about...


The Dread Pirate Penelope (from World of Mayhem)

or



Cleo from the Cadillac Cats?