Would You Rather...

[Spilo]

I can transform them into a skunk, so being with someone I hate :3

WYR work as an cartoon company explosives tester or a cartoon company perfumes tester (may or may not induce TF)?

 

[Mambi]

Wouldn't matter...if I hate them I will kill them soon and be alone eventually anyway...so alone in the end either way.
But at least I take out an asshole if I'm there with someone I hate so if I have to do this either way...let it benefit others as well.

Would you rather be all powerful but normal intelligence, or all knowing but human levels in every other way?

 

[Spilo]

Excuse me sir, but can I be a feral innocent skunk in the second option? Human anything sucks

WYR have sex with a xenomorph or a female Yautja :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

xenomorph, just sounds fun!

WYR ruin the surprise for a surprise party or show up in costume to a black tie event?

 

[Mambi]

COSTUME!!! Total fun and I hate black tie events so they deserve to mix things up anyway. I don't conform well. Shocker, eh? <giggle>

WYR live in the arctic or live in the desert?

 

[Faust]

The arctic IS a desert. A cold one.
Anyway, I think I'd prefer a sandy warm desert, so long as I can live near an Oasis.

Would you rather eat a suspicious-looking sausage that MIGHT be horses' willy while the chef watches you with malicious glee, or guzzle down a plate of oysters that are all screaming and begging you to stop in cute little voices?

 

[Bunny Lvr]

WYR have a never-ending supply of pizza or never-ending tacos?

 

[Spilo]

The arctic IS a desert. A cold one.
Anyway, I think I'd prefer a sandy warm desert, so long as I can live near an Oasis.

Would you rather eat a suspicious-looking sausage that MIGHT be horses' willy while the chef watches you with malicious glee, or guzzle down a plate of oysters that are all screaming and begging you to stop in cute little voices?

I'm gay and furry AF, so of course I'll take the risk of eating horse's willy

Would you rather be a Tanuki or a Kitsune?

 

[Firuthi Dragovic]

Let's address both of these:

WYR have a never-ending supply of pizza or never-ending tacos?

If I didn't have my issues I'd take the pizza, but as my body currently stands... the tacos.

I'm gay and furry AF, so of course I'll take the risk of eating horse's willy

Would you rather be a Tanuki or a Kitsune?

After a quick review of the folklore, it seems that Tanuki tend to fool people and make them look dumb, whereas kitsune tend to tempt people and lead them astray.

With that in mind, I'd rather be the Tanuki, no matter how many nut-shots I take from my marks.




Would you rather have...

• a painting that makes you immortal,
• a remote that lets you control any machine,
• or a book that auto-translates all spoken and written languages?

 

[metatherat]

Would you rather have...

• a painting that makes you immortal,
• a remote that lets you control any machine,
• or a book that auto-translates all spoken and written languages?

Hmm... this immortality thing, does it also stop my body from aging and such. And protect it from injury? Because if not, it does not sound very appealing. Although the painting might potentially depict sexy rodent men.... that's a point in the painting's favor
The remote sounds useful but also kind of meh, I can already control all the machines that I want to control, essentially.
I guess as a librarian, I need to pick the book just on general principles :3

 

[Faust]

Hmm... this immortality thing, does it also stop my body from aging and such.

Traditionally, an immortal-making painting follows Dorian Grey rules. The picture is of you; you stay the same age; the image in the painting gets older; but if someone hurts the painting, you suffer the consequences.