Yes, I would spank @unknownaspect. For being a marmite-eating badger. I was going to eat that hypothetical marmite, now that I know that there potentially was marmite >:3 indignant ratty squeaks
I will absolutely mega spank you, for spanking @Spilo before I had the chance of spanking him, for suggesting that rats have no ass when actually my rat-ass is resplendent