NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

[Spilo]

Granted! Just as you're sleeping peacefully in your bed -BOING!- a giant spring activates ejecting you into the air.

Oh, you meant the other spring, the one that has to do with plants and flowers. Sorry... Faust??

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I wish all of us genies here sounded as cool as Andrew Divoff's Djinn from Wishmaster :3

 

[Faust]

Oh, you meant the other spring, the one that has to do with plants and flowers. Sorry... Faust??

It's cool, I'm a bat, remember? This is basically just a quick launch system.

Anyway, granted! Unfortunately we're all equally smug and can't stand to be around each other, thus effectively ending the game.

I wish for an aircraft carrier.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted now the aircraft carries you wherever IT wants, not where YOU want

I wish for a submarine

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <you're in a nuclear submarine...without any nuclear fuel. Bottom of the ocean. Good luck!>

I wish for a submarine aircraft carrier. Screw logic Genie, make it work!

 

[Faust]

Granted. Actually it's not really that bad an idea. It just has to surface to launch the aircraft, and keep them in a watertight bay. Difficult but not impossible. Unfortunately, it's not going to be very useful because it's too busy screwing the Logic Genie, who is now working their absolute TAIL off.

I wish for a cool animal to be named after me.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but only you can see it

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

[OtheratheOtter]

Granted, but you wish for sex and get pregnant.

I wish I was born a girl.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <you have a female body but a male mind and spirit...leaving you to decide whether to transition or not to fix the genie's idiocy>

I wish I knew how to pleasure others...

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You already do!

I wish I could smell colors

 

[metatherat]

Okay you can yaay! But it turns out that colors smell like beets. Yucksy beets.

I wish for an ANTI-BEET SPRAY.

 

[Mambi]

GRANTED! <the genie hands you a grinning @Spilo to ride atop of, directing spray anywhere you point>

I wish I had everlasting catnip...

 

[metatherat]

Okay, but the reason it's everlasting is because it smells and tastes of beet, so nobody wants it.

I wish I had a cute harness for @Spilo.

 

[Spilo]

Granted! But because you're so tiny, I'm always bent down and on all fours following everywhere you go with my nose in the most uncomfortable spot... directly against your butt. WHAT is cough THAT cough smell? Annnd I'm totally not doing this wish myself to botch it on purpose :P

I wish this harness had, I dunno, cool SPIKES; or was made at least a little longer, it smells a bit behind cough here, eheh! :3

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but spike is not happy he is shrunk and attached to your harness

I wish Tom would come and laugh at Spike

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, the laughter is cruel and spiteful and you've made everyone's day a little bit worse


I wish that people slept 16 hours a day

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but now the days are 32 hours long

I wish there was cheese always available

 

[Faust]

Granted, but it’s toe cheese.

I wish for tequila

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Granted, the tickle-la is now yours!! Oh wait, did you mean something else?



I wish to observe Faust's tickle-la experience

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Granted, but you feel every tickle

I wish I could ride a unicycle

 

[metatherat]

Okay, you can, but the horn is really ouchy on the butt.

I wish I could ride an octacycle.