NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

Granted! For that you become, like, REALLY big, almost half the size of Earth, literally a Galactus. That way, you can enjoy your delicious Turkey... just, uh, be careful where you step or you could crush a country

(perhaps you should have written your wish to the genie, so there would be no confusions!)

I wish we could figure out interstellar travel already. So many crazy worlds to see out there, goshdamnit!
 
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Granted, we figure it out and it turns out that it's like super hard and undoable. Also figuring it out apparently causes an outbreak of wasps.

I wish that instead of the interstellar travel we stopped screwing around and just flat-out figured out stellar travel.
 
GRANTED!! <you steer straight into a star, just like you requested. Why do you think we go INTERstellar instead silly? better BETWEEN them!>

I wish we had better navigation for space than a bat that uses sound waves that don't travel in the vacuum of space so we're LOST!!!
 
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Granted, use the new DOM-ino's patented pizza homing system! It will take you to the nearest DOM-ino's ... and nowhere else (why would you want to anyways)


I wish folks from all over the galaxy would shop at my store
 
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Okay, they do, but that turns out to include weird alien guys like caustic slimes who burn the linoleum floor and giant space rats who scent mark the whole place pretty severely :O

I wish the giant space rats would visit meh, too :3
 
Granted! But they turn into giant space skunks thanks to all the space radiation... oh yes, and they scent mark everything by spraying relentlessly

I would say you got an even better wish, though :3

I wish deoxyribonucleic acid was easier to pronounce, even though it shouldn't be that hard (damn I failed chemistry :|)
 
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Granted, but it is now so easy to pronounce that people are pronouncing it all the time, nonsensically without any sensible context :O

I wish I totally got the win in the LPW thread :3
 
Granted, they can.... but because that's literally everyone, that means that all the mean normies crash our furry party :O
And, at the party, they talk about boring stuff! Like buying products with their credit cards.... and.... lumber..... I don't really know what normies talk about.

I wish the normies all got emergency fursonas
 
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GRANTED! <all the normies drink the fruit punch at the party, which you so helpfully laced with RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION. The genie just shrugs as he didn't have to do a damn thing, and rather than offering you another free wish, holds onto the extra one as leverage...>

I wish that everyone's fursona was friendly and fun and happy and playful and we all liked like Equestria in Ponyland with...with like, rainbows and Futtershies and...oh? Ooooo,.,,, <someone grabs the rambling cat and injects him with a tranquilizer before wrapping him in a straitjacket and carting him away...>
 
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Granted! That means everyone's a skunk now ;3 Even the normies who drank the fruit punch laced with RATSKUNK TRANSFORMATION POTION.. oops, did I say skunk transformation potion? Uh, just ignore that plz


Ahh, anyway, I wish Disney and co. went back to traditional drawing for their current and future films... y'know, traditional as in Bambi, the original Snow White, etc.
 
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Granted! You just might have to put up with a teensy bit of... y'know... racism and antisemitism into the bargain.

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I wish for... er... nice shiny hooves without the racism!
 
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Granted, but the next time you try to roost on a ceiling, you fall down :O

I wish for a whole steaming plate of delicious racism-free hooves :3
 
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