NSFW The corrupted wish game, NSFW allowed

Mambi said:
GRANTED! <the genie goes to wave his paw but stops...realizing that technically only laws stop people, so he transports you deep into a jungle and with a confused shrug, hands you a napkin, blood removal cleaners for your fur, and a cookbook>

I wish that we only ate for pleasure and not necessity for survival.
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fur kind goes extinct due to cannibalism

I wish we had a cure for cancer
 
Granted! But lo and behold, the cure for cancer involves TRANSFORMING EVERYONE INTO SKUNKS :3

I wish poisonous things suddenly became edible
 
Mambi said:
GRANTED! <a unicorn immediately appears and immediately impales an elf in rage, as dragons set fire to the earth from above and orcs wander the land killing>

I wish that mystical magic was easily controlled.
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wish granted but it is so dumbed down that it comes out as simple magic tricks

I wish food was free
 
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Granted! It's always been free, silly a bunch of skunks steal your food, me included :3

I wish food didn't bloat you so bad xP
 
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Granted, but there is nothing inside the safe. The contents were eaten by casino rats, and the safe was also eaten by casino rats

I wish there was a cheese-filled pantry in every casino :3
 
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metatherat said:
Granted, but there is nothing inside the safe. The contents were eaten by casino rats, and the safe was also eaten by casino rats

I wish there was a cheese-filled pantry in every casino :3
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granted but its all specifically moldy pepper jack

i wish I could find a perfume that smelled like childhood
 
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Granted, but now people think you are actual child and wont let you in scary movies and fast carnival rides anymore.

I wish....FOR A BETTER SECURITY FOR MY CASINO!!
 
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Granted! It's ALL SKUNKS NOW, and since they're rodents' natural predators, they're all quite happy with their security jobs :3

The actual downside? The casino stinks really bad now because of all the skunks crammed there >;P


I wish everyone had a tail of their fursona's species, heheheheh
 
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Spilo said:
I wish everyone had a tail of their fursona's species, heheheheh
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Granted! Now, when I was a little nipper, all bats had to eat their moths up nice and neatly, leaving only the wings behind 'cause eating wings was nasty, and I remember my brother, now, he liked the taste of wings and used to sprinkle them with herbs and spices and call them 'buggalo moth wings' or some such nonsense, which were daft 'cos he came from Norfolk....

Drones on and on for six hours until...

Oh TAIL! I thought you said TALE! Well, too late. Now you have to listen to everyone's boring gramps stories.

I wish for a bright, kind little daughter of my very own to tell gramps stories to.
 
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Granted, but they are so impressive that everyone just focuses on the panties and barely notices you :O

I wish I had the, like, third prettiest panties ever.
 
Granted! It stops working altogether, resulting in a multi-car pile up that blocks traffic for days.

I wish spring would come already, it's cold here.
 
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