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What is the scientific term given to the erratic behaviour conducted following prolonged inhalation of skunk odour?

Because it now costs you £20 to have your tail shampooed.
 
You've got Diego Maradona coming up on your left and Ronaldo Lazario is on your tail, but David Beckham is open on the halfway line. What should you do?

The crinkly pickle of joy.
 
What's the utility of this family pack of UDDER POTIONs?

It got all over the floor and now the whole place is sticky.
 
What else happened when you sat in that bowl of liquid Araldite?

Purple, for preference, but if that's not possible a lovely salmon pink.
 
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What is the rather unfortunate name of the new anthro pigs' sauna club?

Magical sparkly unicorns.
 
What's the speciality meat at Gargamel's Butcher Shop?

Cheese fondue and molten lava.
 
What did the Vikings really like to have at a party?

An endangered animal eating an endangered plant while being scolded by a confused meth-addicted hippie.
 
What was left of Greenpeace after they discovered they could either have a solution to global warming, or Fortnite, but not both?

Skiðblaðnir.
 

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