Answer the Question Below You

What poster image was rejected by the advertising board of the Cotton County Vasectomy Clinic?

Bognor Regis
 
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Hey, I found this bognor lying right here on the floor of the royal castle. Is anyone missing their bognor, whose bognor is this?

The soggiest of bananas.
 
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What was the title of the forgotten sequel do ‘The Wild Bunch’?

The rest of the song is about accidentally having an affair with your own wife.
 
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Why does the hit country song, "Dang, You'ze 'Er Pretty, Sis!" start out so needlessly pornographic?

Trapped in a elevator with members of "Nymphomaniacs Anonymous"
 
What did Abe Lincoln say a year after to himself in the mirror when he was feeling nostalgic while naked and drunkenly pissing in his official presidential boxers?

Four hundred pounds of catnip, sixteen dozen jars of pure grade Molly, two N20 tanks, and a suitcase full of laughters and various exotic sex toys.
 
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What is on the front page of the internet auction site ePawy today?

Suddenly everyone is a feral.
 
What will happen new years eve when everyone gets together to party and enjoys sharing four hundred pounds of catnip, sixteen dozen jars of pure grade Molly, two N20 tanks, and a suitcase full of laughters and various exotic sex toys?

A good strong cage with handcuff and chain attachment options.
 
What does Superman keep bumping into on his way to buy groceries for his '1001 Nights' themed dance parties?

The Killarney Titan
 
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Who's one of the shameless brown-nosers that picked on poor Rudolph right up until the point the big boss gave him some approval at which point they all were like "oh yes Rudolph, we love you, we have always loved dear Rudolph. Good idea, sir!" Bastards! Uh, anyway....

A sleigh drawn by a bunch of bitey weasels.
 
What did Santa ride on until the infamous ‘jingle balls’ incident, caused by his forgetting to put on his bicycle clips before feeding the trouser-happy little buggers?

A very high balcony and a very long nose.
 
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From where did Batman interrogate the suspected assassin of the North-Pole's head elf, during the great sugarplum fairy uprising, and what gave away that the suspect was lying?

Rivers of tinsel and Christmas trifle.
 
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What always needs cleaning up after the Christmas fairies have fluttered through a place (don't even ask what a terrible mess the sugarplum fairies leave behind).

Thousands of hungry vermin.
 

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