Answer the Question Below You

[metatherat]

What are your new unique sona traits?

A bowl of soggy kibble.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What did the doggos offer the new rat-dog in the K9 thread?

A computer with bunnies on every page that is opened frfom the internet

 

[Mambi]

What were you staring at slack-jawed while naked laying in a bubblebath?

A huge pile of catnip and a large carrot.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What were YOU staring at slack-jawed while lying naked in a bubblebath



Ow, that hurts!

 

[Mambi]

What did you say after I whacked you upside the head for watching me bathe, perv?! <giggle>

"Hey, put down that honey-covered chainsaw!"

 

[Chad Firepaws]

H-hey! I wasn't watching you bathe! I was ... making sure you were safe from the evil bubble monsters

Also, wanna see my new juggling trick?



Help! The bubble monsters got me!

 

[Universe]

What are you doing?

I like outer space.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Where do you want your pizza delivered to?


With extra toppings!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Ok, so I have an ice cream sundae here for a @Chad Firepaws, how shall I spell your name on the receipt?

Pink with extra lace

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Ouch! That's a nasty cut you have there. What kind of Band-Aid do you want?



The best technique is to spin it round a couple times then pop the top off

 

[Universe]

What are you talking about?

I like meatball pizza

 

[metatherat]

What did the stereotypically Italian videogame carpenter say as a cute monster bit his leg off and he fell, spinning wildly, into hell in a 'game over' animation?

The dancing ferrets ate all of Batman's cakes.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Hey! Who ate all of Batman's cakes? Was it you, Meta? I think it's you



That's the one thing a rat won't eat!

 

[Mambi]

What's another rat?

A huge vat of ice cream, slowly melting in the summer sun.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Why is the complete mischeif of pantry rats leaving the pile? What broke?

Lemon Ice full of ants

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What do you want in your pants?



I would, but it's stuck on the ceiling fan

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Can you please take my pants off?

At home in my panty drawer

 

[metatherat]

Where is Meta after a night of getting drunk off fermented apples in an alleyway behind the grocery store?

A weasel selling soaps from a little cart.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

How did you get your identity stolen?

Tastes like soap with gasoline aftertaste

 

[Chad Firepaws]

How was the pizza from my competitor?


You bat it with your paw a couple times and it'll stay down