Answer the Question Below You

[Chad Firepaws]

Hi! It's your DOM-ino's delivery boy here. What did you want me to do to your pizza again?



I'm not driving across town for that!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

So, how do we fumigate the pile using this tampon?

Purple smoke billowing out of the open window

 

[Faust]

How can you tell that a goth arsonist is on the loose?

Strike firmly with the centre of the forehead.

 

[metatherat]

What is #54385 of Advanced Outlandish Furry Erection Foreplay Strats, according to the guidebook "Advanced Outlandish Furry Erection Foreplay Strats"?

A basketful of bitey ferrets.

 

[Faust]

Mmm, this picnic looks like it's going to be delicious, what did you bring to eaaAAAARRRGH!!!

Pretend you have herpes.

 

[Chad Firepaws]

How do you politely kick unwanted guests out of the house?


I wish they'd made the playoffs, but next year is our year!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What lie do the Chicago Cubs always believe?

A soft bed in a large fire

 

[Faust]

What should every dragon replace their hoard of gold coins with in order to get a good night's sleep, according to the Chiropractor's Association?

Brazilian swampweed.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

What did @Mambi partake in last night that made him so paranoid to swear off the nip?

A ride in the cop car to get a ride to the store for more ice cream

 

[Punji]

What did you ask for in exchange for a confession?

A tasty slice of toast with peanut butter and strawberry jam!

 

[Faust]

Man, am I hungover! What's that stuck to the ceiling?

Your tired, your poor, your huddled masses, yearning to breathe free.

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Who was in @Lenago house when it was burned down last night?

Brains......EVERYWHERE!

 

[Chad Firepaws]

I heard you had lunch at the Harvard food court. How was it?



That's what teeth are for, silly!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

She kept stepping on the bubble gum trying to soften it enough to blow bubbles wondering "is there an easier way?"

Semi trailer loaded with them

 

[Chad Firepaws]

She kept stepping on the bubble gum trying to soften it enough to blow bubbles wondering "is there an easier way?"

Semi trailer loaded with them

Let me get this straight. You ordered.... checks clipboard a truckload of dildos?



With extra orange cheese powder!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

I have your special order of orange dildos right here @Chad Firepaws, are you sure you want them dipped in cheese?

Orange cheese powder all over my paws and maw

 

[Chad Firepaws]

Hey... those were supposed to be mine! Could you please stop licking them?



Everything will work out in the end!

 

[Bunny Lvr]

Don't worry, don't you remember the butt plug slogan?

Slowly leaking emitting an orange smoke

 

[Chad Firepaws]

What happened when you used the dildo? And why are you orange?



Well, that's the last time I try karaoke

 

[Bunny Lvr]

You were kicked out for replacing the word "dido" with the word "dildo" and got kicked out. What do you have to say about that?

Iceburgs and Dinosaurs